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Sunday, July 22, 2012
Shotgunning Midnight Haiku
Posted by Sarah Galvin on Sun, Jul 22, 2012 at 8:29 PM
The label on my Xanax lists hallucinations and thoughts of suicide as possible side effects. I did think of ending my life this afternoon, but I was just imagining how I would win a suicide competition—by shooting myself with two guns at once at Bed Bath and Beyond. Bed Bath and Beyond’s slip cover display invites nothing more than a violent spray, though I realized after thoroughly surveying it, not a spray of blood. I think this is why such a competition has never been held there.
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