Hot dog lines, who needs 'em? Early in the day they're not too bad, but once everybody tramples back and forth from stage to stage, things get rough. Your body is telling you it's time to eat, but then there's 127 people ahead of you. I stood behind a somewhat combative lady near the end of what seemed like a 1/2 mile line at a hot dog stand to see what she was anticipating.
One dog, hold the spuzz.
Hi, what is your name?
Where are you from?
How long have you been waiting in line?
A few seconds.
What do you plan on getting once you get to the hot dog cart?
A hot dog.
Are you going to get cream cheese on it?
Cream cheese is a Seattle thing on hot dogs, how do you feel about that?
It's gooey, I had it last night and it tastes weird. It tastes like cum. (???)
So you wouldn't get another hot dog with cream cheese on it?