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Thursday, July 26, 2012

The Original iMac

Posted by on Thu, Jul 26, 2012 at 12:50 PM

NOTE: Please keep comments to a minimum, to ensure a minor thread.


I'm gonna turn it on, Anyway that I can
I'm gonna surf, I'm gonna read, I don't wanna have to use my head.

It's like staring at a screen (x3)
Looking at the Internet

I look at so many websites, I have so many bookmarks
I'm gonna click on a link, Because I keep looking at the Internet!

It's like staring at a screen (x3)
Looking at the Internet

I'm safe inside and I know it, 'Cause I don't go outside
and I look a little peaked, And my mid-section grows!

I'd better get a bigger hard drive, Because I'm collecting a lot of files
And if that hard drive ever fails, I'm gonna get so mad!

The above lyrics should be sung to this:


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Posted by amberose on July 26, 2012 at 1:07 PM · Report this
Megan Seling 2
This is the best. This is just the best.
Posted by Megan Seling on July 26, 2012 at 1:21 PM · Report this
bunnypuncher 3
Flawless Victory. Fatality.
Posted by bunnypuncher on July 26, 2012 at 2:14 PM · Report this
If I were the type of person who says, "You won the internet today," I'd say "You won the internet today." But I'm not.
Posted by Dave Segal on July 26, 2012 at 3:13 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 5
Minor thread is killing me.
Posted by Emily Nokes on July 26, 2012 at 5:08 PM · Report this

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