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I'm gonna turn it on, Anyway that I can
I'm gonna surf, I'm gonna read, I don't wanna have to use my head.

It's like staring at a screen (x3)
Looking at the Internet

I look at so many websites, I have so many bookmarks
I'm gonna click on a link, Because I keep looking at the Internet!

It's like staring at a screen (x3)
Looking at the Internet

I'm safe inside and I know it, 'Cause I don't go outside
and I look a little peaked, And my mid-section grows!

I'd better get a bigger hard drive, Because I'm collecting a lot of files
And if that hard drive ever fails, I'm gonna get so mad!

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