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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Hellevant Green Day Commits to Album Trilogy So They Can Make a Joke On Drummer's Stupid Name

Posted by on Tue, Jul 31, 2012 at 11:46 AM

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Tré Cool is such a cool name. A very cool name. Just kidding, it's THE WORST (okay, not the worst—looking at you the Edge). Anyway, let me back up. Tré Cool's real name is Frank Edwin Wright III and he is the drummer for Green Day. In 1994, they released Dookie and no one knows what they've been up to ever since. UNTIL NOW. Green Day recently announced they will be releasing three albums in four months. Guess what they're going to call them? ¡Uno!, ¡Dos!, and...oh man...¡Tré!

Oooooho ho ho I get it! Each album will feature a different band member's face on the cover, in that snot topic sort-of-punk-but-not-really-because-computer style. GUESS WHOSE FACE WILL BE ON THE THIRD ONE?

Sorry so cranky today, Green Day. I really did love Dookie and that one time you opened for Blink-182.

 

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Kathy Fennessy 1
An embarrassingly bad name. When you're in a better mood, I bet you'll feel exactly the same way!
Posted by Kathy Fennessy http://kathleencfennessy.blogspot.com/ on July 31, 2012 at 1:48 PM
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It probably sounded much better back when he was a teenager.
Posted by Lynn Belvidere on July 31, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Bree Mckenna 3
Bad name?? You've gone too far, Emily. I won't stand by you on this one.
-Bré Cool
Posted by Bree Mckenna on July 31, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Emily Nokes 4
Uno, Dos, Bré...actually has a nice ring to it.
Posted by Emily Nokes on July 31, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Zebes 5
Hey, it's better than "Awesome as f**k."
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on July 31, 2012 at 6:29 PM
bunnypuncher 6
I liked them up through Nimrod, and I don't even like pop-punk.
Posted by bunnypuncher http://twitter.com/princess_wolfie on July 31, 2012 at 7:02 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 7
i always kinda liked his name, it's kinda boyz n tha hood meets beverly hills. it would've been an awesome name for a rapper that kicked it with The Whooliganz
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on July 31, 2012 at 8:00 PM

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