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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Hey You Fucking Kids! Undefeated Champion of Pizza Fest Offers $100 Dollars To Anyone Who Can Beat Travis "The Shitter" Ritter!

Posted by on Thu, Aug 2, 2012 at 2:01 PM

And now, a word, and a challenge, from *undefeated* Seattle Pizza Eating Champion, OWEN STRAW!

Who wants that hundred dollar bill?! Ladies, [ahem, cough... and Bree]—this is a challenge for you too!

 

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Larry Mizell, Jr. 1
at least he spared the trees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WIj7LO3…
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on August 2, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Travis Ritter 2
So, is he suggesting I throw the contest so he will have to pay $100 to five people?
Posted by Travis Ritter http://nuglifer.wordpress.com on August 2, 2012 at 4:50 PM
McGee 3
The fact that this thought has crossed your mind means you have already lost.
Posted by McGee on August 2, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Travis Ritter 4
Ritter ain't no quitter.
Posted by Travis Ritter http://nuglifer.wordpress.com on August 2, 2012 at 6:59 PM
5
I'm just hoping for a clean match this year. Last year there were some... irregularities.
Posted by paulus on August 2, 2012 at 8:11 PM
diminished 6
I WANT IN SO BAD. how do you enter?
Posted by diminished on August 2, 2012 at 10:42 PM
McGee 7
@4 I didn't say you'd quit. I said you've lost. You have already lost mentally. The actual contest is a mere formality.
Posted by McGee on August 3, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Travis Ritter 8
@7 Whatever you say.
Posted by Travis Ritter http://nuglifer.wordpress.com on August 3, 2012 at 11:40 AM
McGee 9
Yes. Whatever I say. The mentally weak cannot win.
Posted by McGee on August 3, 2012 at 12:02 PM
10
Hah! Ritter the Shitter. The only thing you're gonna shit is the bed. You can win all you want but you still won't have beaten Unbelievable Owen Straw. Keep dreamin' you knock-kneed clown.
Posted by Ritter Shits From Both Ends on August 3, 2012 at 3:40 PM
LEE. 11
Wow, these comments got ugly. And Travis, while I can't be there I will be rooting for you in spirit. Kill 'em all!

Literally...poison your competition.
Posted by LEE. on August 3, 2012 at 4:09 PM

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