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Friday, August 3, 2012

Two-Block Radius Value Village Watch: WTF Edition

Posted by Mike Nipper on Fri, Aug 3, 2012 at 3:47 PM

This was for sale as of noonish today....in the kid's department, on the doll shelf.

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It's more valuable with the banjo. (Little "Deliverance" reference there.)

Posted by --MC on August 3, 2012 at 4:08 PM

Meth teeth. Damn.

Posted by Sean Jewell on August 3, 2012 at 4:16 PM

Not just burn it with fire, but be sure to remove the head from the body and bury them in separate graves.

(Seriously, what the holy heck? That thing is awful.)

Posted by MLM on August 3, 2012 at 4:17 PM

I say buy it. It's incredibly unlikely a mortally wounded serial killer used voodoo to transfer his soul into that. Probably.

Posted by Dougsf on August 3, 2012 at 4:26 PM

Lil' Adict

Posted by Reverse Polarity on August 3, 2012 at 4:34 PM

Joel McHale?

Posted by rainbird on August 3, 2012 at 4:43 PM

Buy it and put it on Dan's chair for him to do with as he will, once he gets back from vacation.

Posted by SeattleKim on August 3, 2012 at 4:58 PM

@6: Take it back! Joel is a handsome angel!

Posted by Emily Nokes on August 3, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Holy shitballs. I'm not sleeping tonight...

Funny story. My mom has this super creepy little dead girl doll that was supposed to stand in the corner looking as though she was in trouble for something, but really it looked like a ghost of one of the kids from "The Village of the Damned". I brought a few army friends home one Christmas and each night we would try to sneak it in bed with someone. It was so satisfying to hear a soldier scream like a little girl at 3AM.

Posted by ScienceNerd on August 3, 2012 at 6:35 PM

That's the doll from "Seed of Chucky," which is surprisingly entertaining

Posted by Chucky on August 3, 2012 at 6:45 PM

THANK you, @10. jeeze louise. it's clearly psychotic, gender-confused, budding serial killer, little glenn/da in his glenn phase! you people got no good schoolin'.

Posted by Adrian Ryan on August 3, 2012 at 7:02 PM

The "inhabitants of the export market" (the US) must all look the same to whichever culture designed and manufactured it. Anyone want to guess where it's from?

"Blue eyes? Check. Vivid hair? Check. Well, then, send it to the production floor."

Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen on August 3, 2012 at 7:10 PM

Looks like a Living Dead Doll. I wish I would have found him, would have added him to the collection!

Posted by klh716 on August 3, 2012 at 10:41 PM

i was expecting a bedbug

Posted by happy renter on August 4, 2012 at 6:48 AM