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Monday, August 13, 2012

What You're Not Wearing: Lumberjack Chic Edition!!

Posted by on Mon, Aug 13, 2012 at 2:14 PM

I spent the whole weekend at a gay wedding in Leavenworth. I'll be back on street-fashion/nightlife beat next week.

These bracelets:

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This dress:

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This dress:

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This accordion:

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This flower:

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These pants:

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This hat:

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These suspenders:

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These suspenders:

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These suspenders:

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These feathers:

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These flowers:

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These shoes:

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Fnarf 1
Mrs. Fnarf told me those pants were too tight, but did I listen? No, I did not listen.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 13, 2012 at 2:34 PM · Report this
katrat 2
why can't EVERY weekend be gay lumberjack-chic wedding weekend?!
Posted by katrat http://www.kathrynrathke.com/ on August 13, 2012 at 2:58 PM · Report this
Jubilation T. Cornball 3
Congrats, Mr. H! :-)
Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball on August 13, 2012 at 3:03 PM · Report this
4
Congrats you two!!!
Posted by Mr John on August 13, 2012 at 3:28 PM · Report this
5
So much "woot woo" in this one!

WOOOOOT WOO (see?)
Posted by Kelly O on August 13, 2012 at 3:41 PM · Report this
seandr 6
@1: Far be it from me to question the wisdom of mrs. fnarf, but I'd say you nailed it. Love the hat.
Posted by seandr on August 13, 2012 at 4:00 PM · Report this
7
Is "This Hat" single? She looks so.. fuckable
Posted by Tom on August 13, 2012 at 4:03 PM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 8
,,,,awwwwwww...
....awwwwwww...
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on August 13, 2012 at 4:05 PM · Report this
More, I Say! 9
@1 Should have listened to Mrs. Fnarf.....
Posted by More, I Say! on August 13, 2012 at 4:13 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 10
who was the lucky couple?
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on August 13, 2012 at 4:20 PM · Report this
TVDinner 11
@7: Creeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 13, 2012 at 4:24 PM · Report this
MacCrocodile 12
@7 - She goes to bed around 9 o'clock on weeknights, and smells like cinnamon.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 13, 2012 at 4:32 PM · Report this
13
@10, dudes in the last pic.
Posted by paulus on August 13, 2012 at 4:37 PM · Report this
balderdash 14
Jesus, at least ONE of those three guys knows not to wear a belt with suspenders.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on August 13, 2012 at 4:39 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 15
Fnarf with the one man tribute to our Olympic rowers!
Posted by Gern Blanston on August 13, 2012 at 4:41 PM · Report this
16
Nice whozeewhatsit, Fnarf!
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on August 13, 2012 at 4:56 PM · Report this
17
Everyone looks just darling.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 13, 2012 at 5:02 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 18
Love it. Fnarf, the hat is perfect. I'll say no more.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on August 13, 2012 at 5:09 PM · Report this
wisepunk 19
You've finally posted a what you're not wearing that I like. Good job to all, I'm jealous of all your fashion choices. Except Fnarf.

(socks bro, socks)
Posted by wisepunk on August 13, 2012 at 5:12 PM · Report this
Fnarf 20
@16, that's what everybody thinks, but I'm actually smuggling budgerigars across the county line.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 13, 2012 at 5:22 PM · Report this
Cephalodude 21
@1- I too like the hat, but the pants are so tight it looks like you're about to involuntarily tuck, bro.
Posted by Cephalodude on August 13, 2012 at 5:50 PM · Report this
emor 22
Wow, I almost got married there. My wedding was not nearly so stylish this one. Favorite "What You're Not Wearing" ever!
Posted by emor on August 13, 2012 at 6:19 PM · Report this
seandr 23
All the slut-shaming of fnarf for his tight pants is disappointing, especially coming from this so-called "progressive" community.

@14: You do wear a belt and suspenders if you have a strong fear of being pantsed.

@19: At an outdoor gathering on a hot summer day, socks are for suckers. Ok, I'll make an exception for socks if you're wearing lederhosen and playing an accordion.

Posted by seandr on August 13, 2012 at 6:23 PM · Report this
DeaconBlues 24
nice cock, fnarf
Posted by DeaconBlues http://radzillas.blogspot.com/ on August 13, 2012 at 6:28 PM · Report this
DeaconBlues 25
@7: well she's holding two drinks

so the answer is either "no" or "very yes"
Posted by DeaconBlues http://radzillas.blogspot.com/ on August 13, 2012 at 6:30 PM · Report this
Lissa 26
Oh Fnarf you look wonderful! What a fun wedding it must have been!
Posted by Lissa on August 13, 2012 at 6:31 PM · Report this
wisepunk 27
Hot summer day and loafers with no socks. We're coming back to the city in different cars. Still it's a minor quibble. Fnarf has a wardrobe that inspires jealousy in my cold, black heart.
Posted by wisepunk on August 13, 2012 at 7:25 PM · Report this
TVDinner 28
Please tell me I'm not the only one who had to google "budgerigars."
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 13, 2012 at 7:51 PM · Report this
Fnarf 29
@27, let me let you in on a little secret. You ladies know what I'm talking about: no-show socklets, like women wear under their pumps. They make them for men now, or you can just go to Bartell's and buy the women's ones -- they fit fine. Don't bother with the athletic ones, those are stupid -- cut way too high, and way too thick.

Your feet don't smell. It is a miracle. Before I discovered these I have had the mortifying experience of standing there talking to someone at work and smelling corpse meat and realizing it was coming from my boat shoes. These socks have changed my life.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/polo-ralph-l…
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 13, 2012 at 8:03 PM · Report this
Fnarf 30
@28, now google "budgie smugglers". You can thank me later, after you've cooled off a little.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 13, 2012 at 8:04 PM · Report this
TVDinner 31
Oh, my. Need my vapors.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 13, 2012 at 9:15 PM · Report this
keksutaja 32
If.. i mean when.. guh.. there's no if/when distinction in my first language, so i get a bit confused sometimes.. but there's no gay marriage in my home country at the moment so that may add to my language confusion.. so..
WHEN i'm getting gay-married, whereever it may happen, i'm totally making it a three day event like my ancestors intended with at least one accordion or similar local instrument. i can just picture my little brother being a moody teenager forced into a suit. but that means the wedding must happen in 4 to 10 years for him to actually be a teenager.
Posted by keksutaja on August 13, 2012 at 10:20 PM · Report this
33
Fnarf, you look like something out of The Official Preppy Handbook. In a good way.
Posted by Joe Glibmoron on August 13, 2012 at 10:56 PM · Report this
34
@14, belt + suspenders = playing hard to get
Posted by Nitidiuscula on August 13, 2012 at 11:03 PM · Report this
35
CORIANTON GOT MARRIED?!?!

sigh.

swoon.

swoosh.

xoxo
Posted by xoxoxo on August 14, 2012 at 6:41 AM · Report this
Confluence 36
Why do Seattlelites always look like developmentally disabled people who tried to dress themselves?
Posted by Confluence on August 14, 2012 at 8:33 AM · Report this
37
Fnarf, you are the Wilt Chamberlain of Slog commenters: http://mcarch.files.wordpress.com/2010/0…
Posted by gloomy gus on August 14, 2012 at 8:53 AM · Report this
Bree Mckenna 38
Everyone looks adorable.
Posted by Bree Mckenna on August 14, 2012 at 10:47 AM · Report this
Fnarf 39
@37, alas, I have fallen significantly behind his tally of 10,000 women bedded (close to 10,000 behind), and it's starting to look like I'll never catch up. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirt.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 14, 2012 at 11:23 AM · Report this
very bad homo 40
@36 Because you're an asshole?
Posted by very bad homo on August 14, 2012 at 1:50 PM · Report this
Big Matt G 41
@37) Oooooh Yeeeeeah!!!
Posted by Big Matt G on August 14, 2012 at 2:18 PM · Report this
Fnarf 42
@38, this ain't the half of it. I pulled out all the stops, but I wasn't in the top ten best-dressed men. And the ladies! Jiminy Crickets!
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 14, 2012 at 2:30 PM · Report this

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