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Monday, August 13, 2012
Fashion What You're Not Wearing: Lumberjack Chic Edition!!
Posted by Timothy Rysdyke on Mon, Aug 13, 2012 at 2:14 PM
I spent the whole weekend at a gay wedding in Leavenworth. I'll be back on street-fashion/nightlife beat next week.
These bracelets:
This dress:
This dress:
This accordion:
This flower:
These pants:
This hat:
These suspenders:
These suspenders:
These suspenders:
These feathers:
These flowers:
These shoes:
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@1: Far be it from me to question the wisdom of mrs. fnarf, but I'd say you nailed it. Love the hat.
19
You've finally posted a what you're not wearing that I like. Good job to all, I'm jealous of all your fashion choices. Except Fnarf.
(socks bro, socks)
(socks bro, socks)
20
@16, that's what everybody thinks, but I'm actually smuggling budgerigars across the county line.
21
@1- I too like the hat, but the pants are so tight it looks like you're about to involuntarily tuck, bro.
22
Wow, I almost got married there. My wedding was not nearly so stylish this one. Favorite "What You're Not Wearing" ever!
23
All the slut-shaming of fnarf for his tight pants is disappointing, especially coming from this so-called "progressive" community.
@14: You do wear a belt and suspenders if you have a strong fear of being pantsed.
@19: At an outdoor gathering on a hot summer day, socks are for suckers. Ok, I'll make an exception for socks if you're wearing lederhosen and playing an accordion.
@14: You do wear a belt and suspenders if you have a strong fear of being pantsed.
@19: At an outdoor gathering on a hot summer day, socks are for suckers. Ok, I'll make an exception for socks if you're wearing lederhosen and playing an accordion.
27
Hot summer day and loafers with no socks. We're coming back to the city in different cars. Still it's a minor quibble. Fnarf has a wardrobe that inspires jealousy in my cold, black heart.
29
@27, let me let you in on a little secret. You ladies know what I'm talking about: no-show socklets, like women wear under their pumps. They make them for men now, or you can just go to Bartell's and buy the women's ones -- they fit fine. Don't bother with the athletic ones, those are stupid -- cut way too high, and way too thick.
Your feet don't smell. It is a miracle. Before I discovered these I have had the mortifying experience of standing there talking to someone at work and smelling corpse meat and realizing it was coming from my boat shoes. These socks have changed my life.
http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/polo-ralph-l…
Your feet don't smell. It is a miracle. Before I discovered these I have had the mortifying experience of standing there talking to someone at work and smelling corpse meat and realizing it was coming from my boat shoes. These socks have changed my life.
http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/polo-ralph-l…
32
If.. i mean when.. guh.. there's no if/when distinction in my first language, so i get a bit confused sometimes.. but there's no gay marriage in my home country at the moment so that may add to my language confusion.. so..
WHEN i'm getting gay-married, whereever it may happen, i'm totally making it a three day event like my ancestors intended with at least one accordion or similar local instrument. i can just picture my little brother being a moody teenager forced into a suit. but that means the wedding must happen in 4 to 10 years for him to actually be a teenager.
WHEN i'm getting gay-married, whereever it may happen, i'm totally making it a three day event like my ancestors intended with at least one accordion or similar local instrument. i can just picture my little brother being a moody teenager forced into a suit. but that means the wedding must happen in 4 to 10 years for him to actually be a teenager.
36
Why do Seattlelites always look like developmentally disabled people who tried to dress themselves?
37
Fnarf, you are the Wilt Chamberlain of Slog commenters: http://mcarch.files.wordpress.com/2010/0…
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@37, alas, I have fallen significantly behind his tally of 10,000 women bedded (close to 10,000 behind), and it's starting to look like I'll never catch up. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirt.
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