Wednesday was “Bid Day” at Washington State University. It was also Cougfest. I-90 E to Pullman revealed the following three points on the matrix:
1. Blue Raspberry MD 20/20: Grape with natural flavors and certified color. This beverage does not mix well with colorless 190 proof Everclear Grain Alcohol. Especially for freshman college girls onstage with Sir Mix-A-Lot who smell like urine and vomit. But it's Bid Day, there were inflatable rides on the lawn. Fuck it.
2. The Dusky-footed woodrat (Neotoma fuscipes) is a species of nocturnal rodent in the family Cricetidae. They are commonly called packrats or trade rats and build large, domed dens that can reach several feet in height. Coyotes and other predators will attempt to prey on these rodents by laying waste to the dens, but the sheer volume of material is usually dissuasive.
3. Live footage of Sir Mix-A-Lot performing a version of the classic. The girl who smelled like urine and vomit is onstage gyrating. She had gotten a bid to a sorority, and had jumped around on an inflatable ride: