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Friday, August 24, 2012

Official List of Dogs in Order of Importance #2

Posted by on Fri, Aug 24, 2012 at 3:37 AM

Great Pyrenees
Doberman
Chihuahua
Pomeranian
Beagle
Irish Setter
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Australian Shepherd
Belgian Malinois
Clumber Spaniel
American Staffordshire Terrier
Redbone Coonhound
Pharaoh Hound
Scottish Deerhound
Shetland Sheepdog
Weimaraner
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Saint Bernard
Plott
Tippi
Newfoundland
Collie
Pekingese
Swedish Vallhund
Portuguese Water Dog
Australian Cattle Dog
Bedlington Terrier
Kerry Blue Terrier
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English Springer Spaniel
Basenji
Leonberger
Shiba Inu
Curly-Coated Retriever
Porter Norem Morris
Otterhound
Manchester Terrier
Schipperke
Vizsla
Entlebucher Mountain Dog
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Smooth Fox Terrier
Toy Fox Terrier
Bouvier des Flandres
Saluki
Cairn Terrier
Finnish Spitz
American Foxhound
Greater Swiss Mountain Dog
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
Italian Greyhound
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Miniature Bull Terrier
Miniature Pinscher
Bluetick Coonhound
Black and Tan Coonhound
Shih Tzu
American English Coonhound
Dachshund
Welsh Springer Spaniel
Basset Hound
American Eskimo Dog
Standard Schnauzer
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Pyrenean Shepherd
Icelandic Sheepdog
Boxer
Norwich Terrier
Skye Terrier
Bulldog
Rottweiler
Briard
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
English Toy Spaniel
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Dandie Dinmont Terrier
Dalmatian
Poodle
Dogue de Bordeaux
Norwegian Buhund
Samoyed
Kuvasz
Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Siberian Husky
Afghan Hound
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Cane Corso
Belgian Tervuren
Rhodesian Ridgeback
Miniature Schnauzer
Tibetan Spaniel
Papillon
Bichon Frise
Chinese Shar-Pei
Russell Terrier
Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen
Irish Red and White Setter
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Scottish Terrier
Mastiff
Bloodhound
Borzoi
Löwchen
Staffordshire Bull Terrier
Great Dane
Golden Retriever
Havanese
Anatolian Shepherd Dog
Xoloitzcuintli
Chinese Crested
Irish Terrier
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Harrier
Bullmastiff
German Wirehaired Pointer
Australian Terrier
Border Collie
West Highland White Terrier
Sealyham Terrier
Spinone Italiano
Boykin Spaniel
Treeing Walker Coonhound
English Setter
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Belgian Sheepdog
Bull Terrier
Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
Norfolk Terrier
Brussels Griffon
Flat-Coated Retriever
Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Cardigan Welsh Corgi
Maltese
Komondor
Whippet
Yorkshire Terrier
Puli
Field Spaniel
Tibetan Terrier
Irish Water Spaniel
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Chow Chow
Canaan Dog
German Pinscher
Old English Sheepdog
Silky Terrier
Doberman Pinscher
Border Terrier
Gordon Setter
French Bulldog
Lakeland Terrier
Cesky Terrier
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Pointer
Welsh Terrier
Parson Russell Terrier
Cocker Spaniel
Alaskan Malamute
Airedale Terrier
Finnish Lapphund
Brittany
Wire Fox Terrier
Akita
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Ibizan Hound
Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
Norwegian Elkhound
Irish Wolfhound
English Foxhound
Sussex Spaniel
Pug
Norwegian Lundehund
Beauceron
Neapolitan Mastiff
Black Russian Terrier
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American Water Spaniel
Boston Terrier
Labrador Retriever
German Shepherd Dog
Glen of Imaal Terrier
Giant Schnauzer
Lhasa Apso
Keeshond
Polish Lowland Sheepdog
Bearded Collie
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Affenpinscher
Japanese Chin
German Shorthaired Pointer
Greyhound
Tibetan Mastiff
Bernese Mountain Dog
English Cocker Spaniel
American Bulldog
Catahoula

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julie russell 1
My goal in life is to snuggle with every dog listed...and more
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 24, 2012 at 8:35 AM · Report this
Trent Moorman 2
What's a Belgian Malinois? I can't decide if I want one or not.
Posted by Trent Moorman on August 24, 2012 at 9:12 AM · Report this
julie russell 3
Why does The Welsh Terrier say Corgi, the Schnauzer Dalmation, the Jack/ Rat Papillion,etc???
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 24, 2012 at 9:12 AM · Report this
julie russell 4
It is like a German Shepherd but with a narrower build and pointier face
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 24, 2012 at 9:21 AM · Report this
Grant Brissey, Emeritus 5
Real story: Some canine breeds are more prone to epilepsy than others.
Posted by Grant Brissey, Emeritus http://www.grantropolis.com/ on August 24, 2012 at 9:22 AM · Report this
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Why?
Posted by Timothy Rysdyke on August 24, 2012 at 10:03 AM · Report this
derek_erdman 7
Dogs are man's best friend and that's the root of sexism in a nutshell.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on August 24, 2012 at 10:48 AM · Report this
Line Out 8
Dalmatians should we way higher, bro.

Like #1.

Sorry, dawg, I can't agree with any of this if you're just gonna snub the most important breed out there for your leftist agenda.
Posted by Line Out http://lineout.thestranger.com/blogs/lineout/ on August 24, 2012 at 10:49 AM · Report this
Emily Nokes 9
I would pay top dollar for that little "Doberman." Look at that frown!
Posted by Emily Nokes on August 24, 2012 at 10:49 AM · Report this
derek_erdman 10
"Dalmatians are extremely temperamental and they don't bond well with humans. They like to be left alone a lot and therefor and awful if you've got children. as for normal doggie commands and habits, yes, it will learn to sit, stay...etc. But if you're looking for a dog who will love you and be a companion for life, Dalmatians are deff not for you." - Chelsie / Yahoo! Answers, 2009
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on August 24, 2012 at 10:52 AM · Report this
Line Out 11
Great, now everyone has to have children or else they aren't valid people.

Here's how I read Chelsie's Yahoo! Answer:
"Dalmatians are Real Dogs with True Lives, they don't need to depend and rely on humans, they won't bother you when you want to be alone with your honey, they'll obey you to the ordinary expected extent, but they aren't so dumb they just need to eat and pee and knock everything over. In other words, they have a sense of identity." Yeah sure sounds like a lose-lose there.

INSTASARCASM.
Posted by Line Out http://lineout.thestranger.com/blogs/lineout/ on August 24, 2012 at 11:01 AM · Report this
diminished 12
no thank you sir. you completely left out american bulldogs! this list cannot be taken seriously with such an omission.
Posted by diminished on August 24, 2012 at 11:15 AM · Report this
Line Out 13
All I'm saying is, if Dalmatians aren't the best dog, how come they're on the cover of the AV Club? [ http://www.avclub.com/articles/favorite-… ]
Posted by Line Out http://lineout.thestranger.com/blogs/lineout/ on August 24, 2012 at 11:29 AM · Report this
julie russell 14
My parents have a dalmation and the first time my hubby and I went to Maine for a visit, he witnessed the most awful & hilarious interaction. Everyone was doing the "Oh hey nice to meet you...how was the flight" thing when I bent over to put a suitcase down. Brady, the dalmation was apparently VERY happy to see me as he mounted me and began to hump away. Best part...my parents didn't flinch, but kept right on w/ the howdy dos.

Posted by julie russell http:// on August 24, 2012 at 12:17 PM · Report this
julie russell 15
P.S. List needs more Catahoula. BEST dogs EVER!
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 24, 2012 at 12:22 PM · Report this
blip 16
@15 No joke I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Posted by blip on August 24, 2012 at 1:22 PM · Report this
julie russell 17
Yay!!! Houlas are awesome!!
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 24, 2012 at 1:32 PM · Report this
merry 18
AKITA (Japanese, not American version)
Posted by merry on August 24, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report this
Posted by TippiTime http://www.facebook.com/TippiTime on August 24, 2012 at 4:45 PM · Report this
jcsmith2 20
If it's under 20lbs, it's not a dog...
Posted by jcsmith2 on August 25, 2012 at 5:54 AM · Report this
Ipso Facto 21
Here is the accurate list of dogs in order of importance:

1. Golden Retriever
2. tie: all other dogs
Posted by Ipso Facto http://therealnews.com on August 26, 2012 at 3:46 PM · Report this
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A Belgian Malinois is like a German Shepherd in looks alone. Their personalities are MUCH different. Please do research. They are not an easy breed nor something to just jump into lightly.
Posted by bexboo on September 2, 2012 at 3:38 PM · Report this

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