What do teens like? I am finding out! Mostly teens like free sunglasses and smoking. But the other things that I have been witnessing on/around the teens are: Fancy hairdos on the ladies (braids all up around in the front, and everyone has a little bit of the back of their hair shaved off), gender-nonconforming backpacks on gentlemen, snapback hats, neon, girl butts hanging out the bottom of shorts, talking really loud, still with the lace shirts!, and making out. Go teens! Also they love the Bumbershoot. I forgot about that. Like, they might be up to 75 percent of the Bumbershoot. Bumberteen. Teenershoot. Angstershoot. Bumberlescence. I dunno. Anyway! Onward and upward.