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Sunday, September 2, 2012

Free Samples! Garnier Fructis!

Posted by on Sun, Sep 2, 2012 at 2:19 PM

I noticed an interesting voice in the food aisle of Bumbershoot, urging people to take small packages of shampoo. The voice was somehow soothing and repulsive at the same time. I watched as 70% of the people she approached took the free samples, I imagined that was a pretty good ratio. After she gave some shampoo to a bald man, I asked her if I could make a recording as she handed out more shampoo.

"I don't care what you do," she replied. "Whatever."

 

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Larry Mizell, Jr. 1
SAAMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. WASH THAT HAIR! OH YEAH. *SIGH
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on September 2, 2012 at 2:27 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 2
Honey Barker don't give a fuck!
Posted by Gern Blanston on September 2, 2012 at 2:52 PM · Report this
Kathy Fennessy 3
"She's a Valley Girl, and there is no cure."
Posted by Kathy Fennessy http://kathleencfennessy.blogspot.com/ on September 2, 2012 at 4:15 PM · Report this
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I imagine an evil serial killer mastermind's torture chamber that is no more than a locked basement with monitors set up for remote viewing of the inside. Puffs of DMT smoke are released into the room while this recording plays. The hostage has both of their hands tightly duct-taped with 40 oz bottles funnel-filled with a mixture Carlo Rossi and Tampico attached to them
Posted by Dead C on September 3, 2012 at 11:35 AM · Report this

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