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Sunday, September 2, 2012

Get Your Free Stress Test at Bumbershoot!

Posted by on Sun, Sep 2, 2012 at 10:25 AM

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Maybe this has been at Bumbershoot's in the past, and I just never noticed, but this year you can get a FREE STRESS TEST and stock up on all your Dynetics material between eating funnel cakes and getting free smoothie samples at the McDonalds truck.

Did you do this yesterday? Every seat was full when I walked by. What do they ask you? Do you give them legitimate answers or are you sitting there fucking with them? Why is Scientology at Bumbershoot? Where's the Mars Hill booth? I have so many questions.

 

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Andy_Squirrel 1
ew!
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on September 2, 2012 at 2:28 PM · Report this
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As a resident of Los Angeles, which is lousy with Scientologists, I am appealing to you to keep them. As many as you can take. Please.
Posted by jhops on September 2, 2012 at 5:53 PM · Report this
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Geez, you fucking idiots. Anyone who sat in those chairs and gave real answers is going to be on their mailing lists for life.
Posted by Just let them be lonely. on September 2, 2012 at 9:30 PM · Report this

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