Maybe this has been at Bumbershoot's in the past, and I just never noticed, but this year you can get a FREE STRESS TEST and stock up on all your Dynetics material between eating funnel cakes and getting free smoothie samples at the McDonalds truck.

Did you do this yesterday? Every seat was full when I walked by. What do they ask you? Do you give them legitimate answers or are you sitting there fucking with them? Why is Scientology at Bumbershoot? Where's the Mars Hill booth? I have so many questions.