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Sunday, September 16, 2012

Midnight Haiku

Posted by on Sun, Sep 16, 2012 at 9:40 PM

I have always had a poor understanding of how one thing fits into another. As a child I thought Santa Claus was a property of chimneys, ate fortune cookies whole, and was phobic of sleeping bags. For some reason the hardest thing for me has been to differentiate between coffins and hot dog buns. I apologize in advance for my behavior at your barbecue and/or funeral.

 

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