Do an Ollie!: Guitarist of Sleigh Bells injures his arm at a skate park resulting in the rescheduling and canceling of shows.

The Future Is Now: This contraption, made by Hammacher Schlemmer, will consume cassette tapes and poop out mp3's, clever!

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie: Like a thief in the night the U.S. takes the lead in illegal downloads, which explains this baffling atrocity.

Metal Is Funny Again: Local comedian Derek Sheen debuts a knee-slapping track from his upcoming album, Holy Drivel, with a little help from local music producer Matt Bayles.

Put It in Your Ear Hole: Sic Alps, Corin Tucker, Pink, and Grizzly Bear want to share a secret with you. They've been tested and came up positive for new releases.

Sweet Dreams Are Made of These: Third time's a charm for Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox, who's landed a sweet marriage to a doctor. Cha-ching!

Weaseled Out of a Documentary: The Screeching Weasel documentary, What We Hate, has been stalled due to filmmakers attitude towards Ben Weasel's attitude. So much Dude Tude.