According to this story, Beach Boys member Mike Love has fired three other members of the Beach Boys (including the most important Beach Boy, Brian Wilson) mid-way through a UK tour. Apparently he didn't even do it to their faces, but through a public statement, which announced that original replacement Beach Boy Bruce Johnston would be again replacing the original Beach Boys.

Wouldnt it be nice if there were meatballs?
  • "Wouldn't it be nice if there were meatballs?"

There are so many things that can be said about the Beach Boys and how shitty people can be, but I'm just going to leave you with this haiku:

songs 'bout cars and girls
but you never get along
when will you all die?

Feel free to write your own in the comments. The winning haiku writer will be eligible to catch a wave and sit on top of the world.