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Sunday, October 14, 2012

INTERNET FIGHT: Seapony VS. Orca Team

Posted by on Sun, Oct 14, 2012 at 2:51 PM

When one thinks of local bands Seapony and Orca Team, machismo is usually one of the last words that is applied as an adjective. On a recent Facebox art show thread, Seapony guitarist Danny Rowland and Orca Team leader Leif Anders got into some sort of vague faux-tough guy virtual squabble. The conversation is copied below, but the real question is, which of these information superhighway supermen will win when it comes to actual fisticuffs?


Danny R.: will there be beer at this thing
Derek Erdman: "there will be some beer at this thing."
Danny R.: i'm not going then
Danny R.: i know you saw that coming, but seriously, can you give me a reason to play metal guitar?
Danny R.: to hell with seapony i'm talking about EASTER ISLAND
Danny R.: i have a list of people that i want to fight i wonder if any of them will be there?
Danny R.: a list of people i want to get beat up by
Danny R.: i'll go dig up the list
Danny R.: 1. Leif Anders
Danny R.: 2. Dan Miles
Danny R.: 3. Ian Brewer
Danny R.: j/k about the brewester
Leif Anders: I don't know. Might be a pretty even fight. Those quiet guys can hit hard.
Danny R.: do you have any martial arts training?
Danny R.: i'm a straight brawler
Danny R.: i heard you been talking smack
Leif Anders: Really? I hope not. I feel like I've been pretty respectful lately. Maybe not. Okay, you wanna get this thing goin'? We can step outside when I'm back in town.
Danny R.: YES and you'd better put some socks on
Leif Anders: You know I hate socks.
Danny R.: And stop asking people how their name appears on their birth certificate
Danny R.: That's weird
Leif Anders: I'm just super curious.
Leif Anders: Suzi might be Susanne for all I know.
Danny R.: it's not appropriate
Danny R.: what's YOUR real last name
Danny R.: how does your name appear?
Danny R.: Is Leif even your real name?
Leif Anders: Yeah. But Anders isn't my real last name (mystery gasp)

Danny R.: i knew it wasn't
Danny R.: so what is it i'm super curious
Danny R.: Flanders
Danny R.: Smith
Leif Anders: It's inappropriate Daniel. Don't ask.
Danny R.: Then don't ask Suzi
Leif Anders: Too late.
Leif Anders: It was actually Suzette. Fine taste in my opinion.
Leif Anders: I can't even go to this event. I really want to though. I'll be out of town. Sorry Mr. Erdman.
Danny R.: I can't go either then
Danny R.: Plus there's gonna be a bunch of beer'ing going on.
Danny R.: And as you know I'm in recovery
Danny R.: Don't forget what I said about wearing socks
Derek Erdman: Can I quote this thread on the Stranger blog?
Leif Anders: Yes indeed.
Derek Erdman: Danny?
Danny R.: YES sorry I was talking about wrestling with my boss
Danny R.: I thought Superfly Snooka died in the 80's
Danny R.: i sure hope Leif is wearing a bow tie when i kick his ass
Leif Anders: Don't get any of your wuss blood on my tux when I rupture your spleen.
Danny R.: i'm going to strangle you with that damn thing
Danny R.: and then put socks on your corpse
Leif Anders: I'll only have socks on at my funeral. And in snow.
Danny R.: WTF
Leif Anders: And I'm totally going to through your shitty solid state amp off a freeway. Buy some tubes. Your girlfriend does.
Danny R.: I want something I can smash your skull with you not worry about breaking some frilly ass tube
Danny R.: speaking of throwing things off of a freeway - i called the cops on two suspicious non-transient guys walking down the off-ramp with matching roller suitcases
Danny R.: if you throw my amp off a freeway you're going off with it
Danny R.: i'm going home this is boring
Leif Anders: When I'm done skinning you, I will use your face blubber as my new socks. I'll make ice skates out of your bones and teeth. I don't know how they will hold up because you are intensely weak.
Leif Anders: Also, good call on the cop call for the suitcase transients.
Leif Anders: Please don't die for a month.
Ruben Mendez: Everyone on this thread are wimps. Except me. I am from the streets. I fight with chains. I give chains black eyes and I've put one or two chains in the hospital.
Leif Anders: Just let Daniel and I earn some suburban street cred. We have to start somewhere.
Danny R.: The only wimps on this thread are Derek Erdman and Ruben Mendez and Leaf Flanders and me
Danny R.: I'll die whenever I feel like it Leaf
Danny R.: I'm from Oklahoma goddamnit
Leif Anders: Even worse.
Leif Anders: B T Dub. I was Oklahoma City yesterday and I thought it was pretty cool. A guy told me that it was like the third largest city in the US which I didn't believe. On a quick wiki check it was around the 40th largest city.


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s.maxim 1
Posted by s.maxim on October 14, 2012 at 3:56 PM · Report this
Posse is the worse band I've ever heard. I'd like to fight s.maxim while we're at it.
Posted by jen.w on October 14, 2012 at 4:36 PM · Report this
I'd rather fall asleep than listen to Posse
Posted by jen.w on October 14, 2012 at 4:48 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 4
If the Seattle "nicecore" scene turns as violent as mid 80s youth crew hardcore, I will consider this post a rousing success.
Posted by derek_erdman on October 14, 2012 at 4:55 PM · Report this
antiuser 5
Orca Team? More like Dorka Team!
Posted by antiuser on October 14, 2012 at 6:17 PM · Report this
rollindanny 6
Big ups on the Posse dis. LAMEST BAND EVER.
Posted by rollindanny on October 14, 2012 at 8:25 PM · Report this
rollindanny 7
Big ups on the Posse dis, Jen. That band SUCKS.
Posted by rollindanny on October 14, 2012 at 8:29 PM · Report this
rollindanny 8
Posted by rollindanny on October 14, 2012 at 8:30 PM · Report this
rollindanny 9
Hard up for music news stranger? Oh that Grant guy sucks too.
Posted by rollindanny on October 14, 2012 at 8:33 PM · Report this
rollindanny 10
there will be no cyber thumb to "like" me knocking LEAF'S fancy ass onto the cold wet pavement
Posted by rollindanny on October 14, 2012 at 8:39 PM · Report this
I will fight anyone, any place, any time, any where, any rules. Y'all are a bunch of phonies. I'll fight anyone that has the guts to show up to the funhouse on Tuesday.
Posted by wolfman420 on October 14, 2012 at 9:48 PM · Report this
There's gonna be beer there and you're gonna need it.
Posted by wolfman420 on October 14, 2012 at 9:51 PM · Report this
s.maxim 13
@antiuser- I was thinking dorca team too! Shoulda nabbed it while I could. A posse v orca team battle would've been a better match. Leif wouldn't stand a chance against these guns
Posted by s.maxim on October 14, 2012 at 10:50 PM · Report this
antiuser 14
@s.maxim We should have a Posse/Blooper show. Call it Pooper.
Posted by antiuser on October 15, 2012 at 1:26 AM · Report this
rollindanny 15
is Blooper a band?
Posted by rollindanny on October 15, 2012 at 11:09 AM · Report this
rollindanny 16
they ought to shut the funhouse down - what a shithole!
Posted by rollindanny on October 15, 2012 at 12:04 PM · Report this
Travis Ritter 17
Punching with teddy bears as boxing gloves. This fight is as anticlimactic as the great Erdman/CM Ruiz battle of 2011.
Posted by Travis Ritter on October 15, 2012 at 1:41 PM · Report this
Come down to the funhouse tomorrow motherfucker. I'll shut your punk ass down.
Posted by wolfman420 on October 15, 2012 at 3:13 PM · Report this
CMRz 19
i was no part of that fyi.
Posted by CMRz on October 15, 2012 at 3:18 PM · Report this
rollindanny 20
Fuck you wolfman "420" meet me somewhere desolate you stranger website commenting jerk
Posted by rollindanny on October 15, 2012 at 3:35 PM · Report this
rollindanny 21
"Dorca Tea" LOL - "Pooper" LOL
Posted by rollindanny on October 15, 2012 at 5:45 PM · Report this
Whatever you do...DO NOT GO TO the Funhouse on Tuesday.
Posted by GOD OF SEATTLE on October 15, 2012 at 5:53 PM · Report this
SEAPONY ARE STREET FIGHTERS. Whatever you do, DON't go to the Funhouse on Tuesday. No Jimmy Flam, no way, Jose.
Posted by SEATTLE IS SHIT on October 15, 2012 at 5:55 PM · Report this

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