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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Best. Band Slogan. Ever.

Posted by on Tue, Nov 6, 2012 at 11:29 AM

(Studio Seven) "Smoke weed, drink beer, and eat pussy" is the official slogan of Athens, Ohio, blackened thrash metal band Skeletonwitch. It's emblazoned on their albums and shouted from the stage on a nightly basis by singer Chance Garnette. Based on audience reaction, it appears that Skeletonwitch fans, while pretty down with the whole beer and weed thing, really love eating pussy. As if blackened thrash metal weren't enough of a pussy repellent, one can only imagine the few females in attendance taking the gauntlet-clad frontman's Gollum-voiced call to arms and the subsequent boisterous testosterone-soaked applause as a cue to make a beeline for the door. Intoxicated cunnilingus fans are encouraged to stick around for grammatically stunted shredders like "Where the Light Has Failed."

 

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