This is the best email I've received all week. I assure you I remember the incident differently.

Hey! I met you on Halloween... I was dressed as Paul Stanley but you and your friend kept calling me Ace and when I corrected you, you shushed me and asked me not to say that I'm Paul Stanley out loud because everyone was gonna think that I didn't know who I was.

This email got me thinking about how hilarious and dramatic Ace and Paul (and really all of KISS) are. Remember when Ace shocked himself on a mic and had a near death experience? Remember when Ace got mad at Paul and challenged him to an IQ test? Remember when Paul admitted he never liked Ace? Remember how Paul looks like Cruella Deville and Ace looks like he's been dead for over a decade? Sigh.