Quick!: Pull the new Shout Out Louds limited-edition 7-inch from the freezer and slap it on the turntable before it melts cause it's made out of fucking ice.
All This Legal Work Is Making Me Hungry: Home Depot and Pizza Hut deny claims they used Black Keys songs for commercial use, yet there is some kind of settlement being given to the band—weird.
Worse Than Tie-Dye: Yoko Ono wants to get her hands on your balls and your wallet. These overpriced, crotchety pieces from her new fashion collection are similar to her musical inclinations, awful and should never be administered to the public.