A coworker informed me today that merriam-webster.com had used a sentence I'd written for The Stranger earlier this year on the band Earth's 2: Special Low Frequency Version to illustrate its definition for the word borborygmus. My first thought: How can I monetize this? My second thought: How can I get an easy blog post from it? And here you have it. Now do yourself a favor and listen to all of 2 to get you in the mood for some serious weekend partying.