R.I.P.: Famous Mexican-American genre singer Jenni Rivera died in a plane crash in Northern Mexico.
B.I.G. Apology: LAPD personally apologize to hiphop artist Notorious B.I.G.'s family for the recently leaked autopsy report concerning his untimely death during a drive-by shooting in 1997.
Yule Love This App!: She & Him release a free app complete with yule log visuals and an "I'll be Home for Christmas" tune performed by the cute duo.
Portland Gets Animated: The Decemberists are immortalized as cartoon characters via The Simpsons, along with Patton Oswald, Carrie Brownstein, and Fred Armisen.
Stupidity and the Beast: Metal band, All That Remains suck, and their front man, Phil Labonte, sucks even harder defending his flinging use of the word "faggot".
Summahhh Fest: I bet you've been chomping at the bit for news of Warped Tour 2013? No? Well, fine I didn't want to share it with you anyways.
Caffeinated Mayhem: PepsiCo and Beyonce collaborate on the exploitation of image to market the tooth-rottiest of beverages you could possibly put in your face.
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