· Marriage! MARRIAGE for ALL! FINALLY! Wonderful, beautiful, very great same-sex couples of all ages made history by legally tying the knot over the weekend in Washington State. It's about GD time. Congratulations, everyone!
· Also making its legal debut this weekend, let's hear it for WEED! Now if only the SPD could somehow reimburse us for the time we've wasted hiding bongs, lying to our parents, throwing pot out the window, and "hanging out" with annoying Marley enthusiasts just to buy nickel bags full of stems and seeds.
· Psssst! Sarah Moody of Hardly Art Records has launched her own minilabel on the side called End of Time. The inaugural release will be none other than the debut LP from Seattle's own Wimps! Wimps' Repeat will be a limited vinyl pressing, officially out in January of 2013—preorder it while you can at endoftimerecords.com.
· The LAPD personally apologized to hiphop artist the Notorious B.I.G.'s family for the recently leaked (and pretty gnarly) autopsy report concerning his untimely death during a drive-by shooting in 1997. This "leak" seems like yet another Illuminati conspiracy to keep the world talking about Biggie's and 2Pac's deaths until the end of time, distracting us from the TRUTH.