(Comet) Angry Snowmans are a holiday-loving punk-rock band of merry motherfucking elves from the north (read: Canada). About this time every year, they magically appear out of the clouds to play festive parodies of punk-rock classics including "Candy Cane Addiction," "Blitzen Bop," "Horror Christmas," and "Ebeneezer Über Alles," and if Christmas music doesn't make you want to choke on a sharpened candy cane, you'll absolutely love them. Plus! A circle pit totally counts as a Christmas decoration because it kind of looks like a wreath of flailing humans! And, because you've been extra good this year, Coverage, a Descendents tribute band, opens the show.