Are you sitting down? Is your soul patch sitting down? Because have I got the Sugar Ray-cation for you! For just $649.00-$1,799.00, you can go ON A CRUISE with all the hot '90s bands you barely liked even then! Except for the Gin Blossoms. You can't touch the Gin Blossoms. Anyway, I think we should go.

The money saved on the making of this graphic will go directly to McGraths tip-bleaching expenses.
  • The money saved on the making of this graphic will go directly to Mark McGrath's tip-bleaching expenses.

From the cruise website FAQ page

What is included in the price?

1. Live music every night featuring a great lineup!
2. A nightly show in the Dynasty Lounge Theater.
3. Performances around the ship.
4. Q and A sessions.
5. Opportunities to get up close and personal with musical guests.
6. Surprise jam sessions
7. And other surprises

Surprise jam sessions?? Other surprises? AAAARRRGH the suspense! My birthday is right in the middle of this magic, so I'm going to need someone to start a Kickstarter/series of benefit shows to cover the tickets. You're all invited. Should we do this? Do you think Everclear is mad?