Former Seattle (now Michigan/Austin/Los Angeles) punks THE SPITS are playing Chop Suey this Thursdsay the 17th at 8 pm! You know you wanna go! Why not go for free? We've got a pair of tickets to give away. The band is calling it the "2nd Annual Mid-Winter Blazin' Blowout," and they're also promising "hot chicks" and "free food." In honor of this mysterious "free food"—the *fifth* person who emails firstname.lastname@example.org with the words "Spit Burger" in the subject line, WINS.
This show is 21+. You should probably bring extra napkins.
UPDATE: We haz the winner. Congrats F. Finnie!
Maybe drummer Ronald McDonald is bringing some food?