A heated discussion has left the Stranger offices almost literally torn in half. Some say Prince is still the pinnacle of all that is bangable, while others are convinced that Sting is where it's at. What do YOU think? Here are some pros and cons to study before participating in this important Friday night poll.
STING Cons: Will never shut up about his hours-long sexcapades, therefore is probably bluffing. Oh, and the song "Desert Rose." Pros: Google image search "Sting Dune." He love you long time. -Dave Segal
PRINCE Cons: Jehovah's Witnesses are not known for their prowess. Does he still insist on using that symbol? Pros: Google image search "Prince butt." He's like 3 feet tall. -Mike Nipper