I spent most of my morning at an estate sale in Madrona where a mountain of great records were being sold for very reasonable prices. As I was happily packing up to leave, the person in charge of the sale told me that I could pick two more records, "on the house." Of course, without a beat, I responded, "I'll need a ladder to get up there!" Geez, I'm sure lucky that I don't have any children. I'd embarrass the living shit out of them all of the time.

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I picked these two records up, as they're both pretty great. I already have them, so I want to give them to you. Simply write a haiku about anything (or King Diamond, something else related, etc) and I'll pick the best one and send them to you in the mail. NEET!

Audio samples via YouTube videos after the jump.