I spent most of my morning at an estate sale in Madrona where a mountain of great records were being sold for very reasonable prices. As I was happily packing up to leave, the person in charge of the sale told me that I could pick two more records, "on the house." Of course, without a beat, I responded, "I'll need a ladder to get up there!" Geez, I'm sure lucky that I don't have any children. I'd embarrass the living shit out of them all of the time.
I picked these two records up, as they're both pretty great. I already have them, so I want to give them to you. Simply write a haiku about anything (or King Diamond, something else related, etc) and I'll pick the best one and send them to you in the mail. NEET!