Welcome to Purse Thursdayz! Every week, I'll be looking into the purses, bags, and satchels of some of Seattle's finest women—seeing exactly what they are carrying around all day. Catching purses in their natural environment is very important, so these ladies do not know they are going to be interviewed. Shall we?

Sharlese was strutting her sassy self throughout town last night. She left work late, enjoyed a live show with drinks and friends, then devoured a slice of pizza before calling it a night. Homegirl has been working for KEXP for years as an on-air personality, and kills it on her own show, Audioasis. She was having a grand ol' time at the Master Musicians of Bukkake show and wondered why she had such a big bag with her.

Where did you get the purse?
Red Light, about a year ago. No a year and a half. No! Two years ago.
What kind of purse it?
I don't fucking know... a leather one?
It's kinda big for a night out.
I use this bag when I'm in need of a travel-size bag, but one I can take to the club. You never know what will happen!
What brings you to the Master Musicians of Bukkake show?
I just love these guys. It's just so good isn't it?
I liked the openers, MTNS, they were good. Very fucking loud, but good.
Yeah they are cool, but I like these guys better.
Would you consider yourself a master of bukkake?
Most definitely. We all have our own means of marking our territory. Musically speaking, it's basically just decorating things with your friends.
OK, enough jibber jabber, what's in there?
Be warned. I have some problems in here.

• 6 pack multi-colored pens
• W-9 tax form
• Skull Candy brown headphones
• Swedish Fish
• Pair of black leather gloves
• Zebra wallet
• USB
• White lighter
• Blue lighter

Two lighters?
Sometimes you need two!! What if I'm digging through this purse and I can't find one?

• $.63 in change
• Lip gloss
• Lotion
• Keys
• Moisture lotion
• Fisherman's Cough Suppressant
• Pile of cough drops

What happened?
This is a major problem I was telling you about. These damn cough drops were open and spilled all over the inside of my bag. At least you're giving me a reason to clean out this damn thing.

• Emergen-C packet
• Altoids container filled with goodies
• Dollar bill
• Garbage
• Crumpled paper
• Bus transfer
• Gold iPod
• Black iPod touch

Two iPods?
A girl can never have enough music. Especially with what I do, I always need music in my life.

Damn.. I actually thought your purse was going to be a lot juicier. Your problems are meh.
I'm sorry. Kinda boring huh? No, but it has been with me through thick and thin. This thing has been through some shit with me, I can tell you that.

Does your purse smoke weed?
Luckily, no. It's just a good friend who holds my pot cookies.

Too bad you don't have any with you now.
Stupid purse.