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Thursday, March 7, 2013
??!! Andrew W.K., Still Breaking Brainz, Now a Spokesman for Crotch Wipes; Also Breaking: "Crotch Wipes" Is a Phrase That Exists
Posted by Anna Minard on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Andrew WK has been named the official spokesperson of Fresh + Sexy Wipes—the disposable cleansers intended to tidy up stinky genitals—by Playtex. In a statement, the company said, "This exciting new product required the help of someone who could embody the brand's playful yet bold campaign; someone who could party hard, but still be clean when it counted. Andrew W.K. is that someone and we are thrilled to have him on board with us."
Also, from the Fresh + Sexy Wipes website: "A clean beaver always finds more wood."
I have to go home now.
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