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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Band Ramones at the Airport

Posted by on Wed, Mar 13, 2013 at 9:15 AM

I stumbled upon this magnificent display yesterday at the Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport. There's a pretty good Subway restaurant near the D gate.

The T.S.A. Took my Baby Away. - Alicia Craven
  • "The T.S.A. Took my Baby Away." - Alicia Craven

There are probably heaps of Ramones airport puns. What are they?

Derek Erdman: "I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You (to the Hudson Booksellers)"

Jodi Shapiro: "I Can't Make it in Time (I'm in the Security Line)"

Peter D Hopkins: "I Wanna Be Sedated (For This Red-Eye Flight)"

Jodi Shapiro: "You Never Should Have Opened the Cockpit Door"

John R. Nicholson: "Now I Wanna Fly Jet Blue"

Mathew Tapey: "The TSA Took My Luggage Away"

Mathew Tapey: "Too Tough to Fly"

Nathan Helgren: "I'm in a TSA line, its going through a tight wind, $9 for a white wine, the airport bop."

John R. Nicholson: "Beat on the Brat (Who Kicks the Back of my Seat)"

Raymond Salvatore Harmon: "I Wanna be Berated"

Marantha Gaver: "This Ain't Havana (I Must Have Boarded the Wrong Flight)"

Arwen Nicks: "Havana Air Fare"

Drew DeCounter: "Do You Remember Rock N Roll Radio? (Channel 4 on Your Headset)"

Marianne Spellman: "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Flight Tonight)"

Marantha Gaver: "Sheena is a Flight Attendant"

Ryan Duncan: "I Wanna be Upgraded"

Mathew Tapey: "I Wanted Everything (In the Skymall Catalogue)"

 

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Grant Brissey, Emeritus 1
CROWDSORCERER
Posted by Grant Brissey, Emeritus http://www.grantropolis.com/ on March 13, 2013 at 10:14 AM
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"I wanna be upgraded" is the best.
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on March 13, 2013 at 12:14 PM
biffp 3
Looks Like I Choose The Wrong Week to Stop Sniffin' Glue
Posted by biffp on March 13, 2013 at 12:40 PM
ScrawnyKayaker 4
Today your love, tomorrow New Guinea.
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on March 13, 2013 at 1:35 PM
--MC 5
They do the best, they do what they dare
From old El Al to Delta Air
They do the best, they do what they can
Flight attendant, involved again

First rule is: keep seatbelts fastened
Second rule is: shut up that baby
Third rule is: have another Pepsi
Fourth rule is: these snacks are salty
Posted by --MC on March 13, 2013 at 4:20 PM
LEE. 6
"Somebody Put Something In My Drink (Please, please please? I hate flying)"

"Bonzo Goes To Bitburg On A Plane"
Posted by LEE. on March 13, 2013 at 10:37 PM

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