What A DRAG-ula: Rob Zombie is petitioning to have the skate park by his house relocated because the noise is disruptive and excessive.
Big Deal: Big Boi of Outkast will appear on the next season of Celebrity Big Brother! Abz Love (the sort of hoodlum-looking one) from the boy band 5ive of yesteryear will also be on the show.
Maybe Stop Wearing Purple, Wearing Purple: Oren Kaplan and the other members of Gogol Bordello are suing frontman Eugene Hutz for some financial hoopla but also for being a spectacular (alleged) jerk and filming a promotional recording for Coca-Cola in secret while Kaplan was mourning his very recently deceased mother.
Chris Brown Grows Weary Of Being Chris Brown: Chris Brown recently tweeted "Don't worry mainstream America.After this X album, it'll probably be my last album," eliciting a resounding "YIPPIE!" from all the sense-having peoples of the world.
More Movie/Music Mash-ups: Arcade Fire announced that they will score the new, eagerly anticipated Spike Jonze film Her and everything will be perfectly art-rocky and uplifting but a little melancholic.