We ‘mos have an epic Friday ahead of us! So epic, it features not one, but THREE internationally famous drag superstars in a once-in-a-lifetime triumvirate performance called It's a Shit Show—starring Diva Detox, Willam, and Vicky Vox—that will take place at Neighbours, with an official, Nark Magazine's Dickslap after-party at The Eagle featuring Johnny Scruff. Who are these people? Let's find out! This is profile three in a series of four.
You recognize Detox Icunt’s sexy singular visage and waterbed lips, of course, because you, like me and everyone else, sat glued to RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5, whence she made not only an indelible impression as a “chicken lady,” but the top four as well, before she was inevitably felled by local superstar Jinkx Monsoon. Detox, an LA resident these days, is a queen of prodigious skill and lips and attitude, famous for her “devil-may-give-a-flying-fuck” ways and now signature grey-scale makeup tricks—creating the stunning pastiche of a black-and-white newspaper photo. Detox is adamant that she and her fellow Drag Race compatriots are not “celebrities,” rejecting the term one for her own invention, “sublebreties”. Also, she and her co-performer Willam first met on Adam4Adam, the gay hook-up site (no joke).
According to her official biography, Detox is currently seeking treatment for addiction to “cosmetics and cock”. I had a little chit, a little chat with Detox about her appearance for It’s a Shit Show tomorrow night at Neighbours. Here is what the sassy little bugger had to say:
Tell us: What is your favorite dirty joke? Anything with the word "cunt"!
I see. What cusswords are your favorite, and why? "Cunt", "fuckwad", and "bitchtits" 'cause they're absurd.
What was your last sex dream? Twink orgy bukkake-fest. It's recurring.
Are you single? Single-ish.
Have you ever slept with a bio-woman? I have! (Never again!)
Do you ever get the urge to shake Jinkx Monsoon like a baby? Only cause I love herm and wanna pinch herm's cheeks!
Okay. Jinkx or Alaska (or Roxy!)? Detox!
Clearly. Weed or booze (or other)? Booze. I can't smoke weed anymore! So depressing I miss it!
If you had to be remembered by history for one thing, what would it be? Foreskin shots.
More It's a Shit Show + Dickslap after-party details in this week’s Homosexual Agenda.