(Triple Door) Lisa Marie Presley began her journey toward life by being shot out of Elvis Presley's penis. Decades later, she married Michael Jackson, presumably interacting with his penis. (Describing Jackson as "a passionate lover," Presley instructed doubters to "suck it.") These facts alone make her sort of freaky American royalty, and she's no one-trick pony—in 2008, she married Nicolas Cage, who filed for divorce four months later. More recently, Presley's made headlines for allegedly defecting from her long-beloved Church of Scientology, but all this has very little to do with what brings this pure-gold B-grade superstar to Seattle, which is music. Presley's latest album, 2012's Storm and Grace, was produced by T-Bone Burnett, and will be brought to life onstage tonight.