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DJ Diaper Rash on the Wheels of Steel: Brooklyn's Disc Jockey School for Babies
by Dave Segal
on Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 4:09 PM
Brooklyn resident Natalie Elizabeth Weiss is starting a DJ school for infants up to 3 years old. This is necessary due to America's tragic dearth of DJs. We need to start 'em young to fill that imminent void. For $200, avant-garde parents can enroll their progeny in an eight-week program that, Weiss says, "will encourage babies to love dance music and appreciate the way it's made in a family-friendly, positive environment!" I'm already cringing at the amount of egregiously ruinous scratching that's going to take place.
Class starts Wed. Sept. 18 at Cool Pony in Prospect Heights.