ICP is a POS: Insane Clown Posse is being sued for sexual harassment by their ex-publicist because, in an accusation that would only surprise patrons of the International Center of Photography, they are misogynistic dirt bags.
Busy B: Britney Spears, despite her hectic schedule perfecting that British accent and trying not to evaporate from pop culture entirely, confirmed that she's accepted a two year long residency in the city of dreams, Las Vegas.
Beefy: The Melvins have released a staggering, moody song "American Cow" from their upcoming album Tres Cabrones featuring their original drummer, Mike Dillard. Due out November 5th.
Love Will Find A Way: Courtney Love is tangled up in yet another defamation lawsuit for misconduct on Twitter and Pintrest against fashion designer and delicate-feelings-have-r, Dawn Simorangkir.
Declaring GWAR on the NFL: Already backed with a compelling 18,000 signatures, some steadfast fans and Bruno Mars oppositionists have started a petition demanding GWAR play the Superbowl half time show. Sign it here, I guess.
Getting What He Wants This Time:Morrissey's autobiography, after a brief spot of disagreement with Penguin three days before its intended release, will be on the shelves in the next few weeks.
Night Beats' fuzzed out Sonic Bloom is streaming in its entirety on Spin! Do yourself a favor!