OOHHEE, vintage surf babes La Luz are celebrating the release of their brand new album, It's Alive (out on Hardly Art records Oct. 15) at the Crocodile on Saturday!
This bitchin' beach party is ALL AGES and also features Dude York, DJ Gold Van Man, and MC Rachael F (of NighTrain), with special Luzer-themed drinks for those of us who are 21+ and might need a little courage for the DANCE COMPETITION.
That's right, there will be a DANCE COMPETITION with special guest judges and fabulous prizes!
So what makes you think you can judge a dance competition? I've watched people dance on TV. I think I have a handle on what's good and what's not good.
Do you know any dances that have names? Could you identify like, The Sprinkler? Or the Mashed Potato? I know those. The Typewriter, Reading the Newspaper, Yard Chores, Catching a Fish, Taking Communion, Blind Fist Fighting, these are all excellent dances. When I'm on the floor, I like to do the Jumping Jack. I'll roll like a log all the way over to the refreshment table, y'know?
Is there anything a contestant can do to sweeten their chances of winning? Anything wild and original. Twerking will probably get an automatic zero from me. But Twerking while eating a Hot Pocket? That's probably worth some points.