(Bogart's) Thank god for Useless Eaters, who remind people that not everything that comes out of Tennessee is a Lumineers rip-off and/or country music (I mean, let's hope you know that, but you'd be surprised how many others don't—FOOLS). Useless Eaters play lo-fi and jangly new-wave-laced punk jams that will make you dance, but not too hard. In fact, they'll make for a really nice comedown after Seattle's own Unnatural Helpers get you shakin' your hips so quickly you'll have to make a physical therapy appointment on Monday. Ouch! But also, yes!