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Friday, January 3, 2014

The Real, Vaginal Meaning Behind "Royals"

Posted by on Fri, Jan 3, 2014 at 12:22 PM

You may think Lorde's "Royals" is about materialism in pop culture, because words. Nope! As this authoritative lyrical analysis explains, it's about Lorde's secret lusty relationship with Madonna, a vodka-drinking lesbian dominatrix, and this all amounts to an obvious piece of propaganda being "used as a tool to recruit the BDSM, lesbian and bisexual lifestyle to our youth."

Also: "diamond in the flesh means a vagina."

They truly have cracked the code!

 

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Hulk 1
HULK KNEW IT! HULK GET SECRET REFERENCE! "A HUNDERED JEWELS BETWEEN TEETH" = VAJAZZLING OF MIGHTY VAGINA DENTATA!
Posted by Hulk Http://www.tinyurl.com/lonely-hulk on January 3, 2014 at 1:02 PM · Report this
bleedingheartlibertarian 2
I thought the melodic structure and harmonies were pretty sophisticated for a 16-year-old, but now I'm REALLY impressed.
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on January 3, 2014 at 1:56 PM · Report this
disintegrator 3
Are there really secret homosexual submission rituals that involve
shaving guys' heads?

Man, y'all get to have all the fun.
Posted by disintegrator on January 3, 2014 at 4:46 PM · Report this
pooPeter 4
everything's always about Madonna. Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!
Posted by pooPeter on January 4, 2014 at 10:46 AM · Report this

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