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Friday, January 24, 2014

The Homosexual Agenda: RuPaul's A-Comin' Down the Track, in the Meantime...

Posted by on Fri, Jan 24, 2014 at 3:58 PM



Can't you just taste it? Floating on the breeze? Like a combination of MAC products, padding, perfume, tension, and shade? A measly few weeks is all that stands between you, me, and the thrills and wonders of the Gay Super Bowl, also fondly known as RuPaul's Drag Race. The an-ti-ci-pa-tion is crushing—I'm piddling myself on the daily. (I usually save that for special occasions!) Of course, I've got fingers, toes, legs, eyelashes, and testes crossed for our dear BenDeLaCreme (it's terribly uncomfortable), but frankly? I'm not so sure my selfish little heart is prepared to share her with the world. I mean, we've become basically an occasional whistle stop for Jinkx as she flutters off to everywhere else, and I sorely miss the days when one had to step over her lithe and lovely passed-out frame just to get to the urinals. And even if Ben goes down in flames in the first three seconds (perish, evil thought—die, die, die!), she'll still be rushing off to do the millions of reunions and drag cruises and all the other required appearances of a RPDR gurl, so we better become accustomed to a little less DeLaCreme in our lives. (It's happening already—you've noticed that we haven't even had a decent Tuck in ages?)

Le sniffle. Le sigh...

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