There is a fair chance in hell that you've probably heard of a little show called "RuPaul's Dragahoozey Whatchacallit” or whatevs. Yes? AKA: the reality show vehicle by which one Miss JINKX MONSOON recently TOOK OVER THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD? Oh yes. I expected as much. Well then.
If you are a fan of that show, we are probably best friends. Also, a fair fistful of those fabulous bewigged freaks ARE IN SEATTLE TONIGHT. A Rupaul’s Drag Race Battle of the Seasons at the Moore Theatre! Imagine! Sharron Needles, Ivy Winters, our good friends Willam and Detox, Alaska, Manila, Carmen… all the favoritest favorites—but sans dear Jinkx, which is peculiar, but there you are. (I’m sure she’s off performing a private Hedwig for the Royal Family of Monaco, or some shit like that.)
Anyhooters, there are two imprtant things you simply must know about all of this nonsense right away: (1) there are still tickets available for the show (!!), and; (2) AFTERZ? Well after the show, Nark Magazine is throwing a massive after-party, hosted by none other than our next greatest Rupaul’s Drag Race hope, the incomparable Ben DeLaCreme! And you just know that all of the queens from the show will be there, as they are fairly a bunch of big party hos. So if it has been your lifelong dream to bump into any one of these bitches, your dream comes true TONIGHT. Just promise me you won’t do harm to yourself or others once you realize it’s all downhill from there.
RuPaul’s Battle of the Seasons, The Moore Theater, 8:30 pm, $32; Battle of the Seasons After Party, The Eagle, 10 pm, $7-$10, 21+