Hulloooomosexuals! As you know, the 'mo-lympics—AKA RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6, featuring our own brilliant Ben Delacreme—begins at last on Monday, and we're all going to the watching party at the Century Ballroom. Right? Right.
But did you also know that our favorite monthly orgy of JELL-O shots and dancy lust is also happening? Tonight? It's Dickslap, of course, and tonight's theme is GAY OLYMPICS in keeping with the RPDR spirit. (Consider it a boozy warm up for the actual event.) As Kevin Kauer, the event's babydaddy, says,
"A little over three years ago when Dickslap started it was a direct attack against the LGBTQ discrimination from the state Liquor Board. It launched with this feature story in The Stranger, Lisa Dank performed and showered us in whip cream from her giant penis accessory. It was, and still is, amazing. Can't wait to keep the tradition going."
I’ve got TWO PASSES to tonight's Gay Olympics Dickslap.The way to get your mitts on them is simple: 1) Don’t be anyone who owes me money; 2) don't be a Republican (gross); 3) don't question the content of the JELL-O shots; 4) Email my ass (adrian at thestranger dot com)! One lucky entrant will be pulled from the hat, chosen by the fickle fingers of Fate herself.