As Jackson pointed out in this morning's music news, music blogger's and gossip hound's heads exploded this weekend when it was rumored that Mr. Guns n' Roses is dating Miss SNL Disaster. They apparently left the Chateau Marmont together this weekend. Hubba hubba! But now Axl's bandmate is insisting to TMZ.com that the two are NOT the newest (and most confusing) couple.

He's 50. She's 25. He's a has been. She will be soon. It makes sense to me! Though, if I had to guess, I would've put her together with Billy Corgan before Axl. Anyway! We're done talking about whether or not she's a talented singer/songwriter. Now we can just talk about who she's dating. (Because in the gossip world, when you're a woman and you stand next to someone, you're totally possibly probably dating them and/or pregnant with their lovechild.)

Of all Del Rey's rumored beaus which would be the weirdest?

Skip ahead to the 20-21 minute mark. Go, Lelah, get that jock!

TacocaT with Nobunny and Dude York, tonight @ the Rendezvous, 10 pm, $8 adv

The Internet says this was posted over at the "Unofficial Sasquatch! Blog" and then taken down.

Friday
Lana Del Rey – Sasquatch
Girl Talk – Sasquatch

Saturday
Jamey Johnson – Sasquatch
St Vincent – Sasquatch
Blitzen Trapper – Sasquatch
Said the Whale – Yeti
THEESatisfaction – Yeti
Todd Barry – Banana
Rob Deleany – Banana
Pete Holmes – Banana
Wolfgang Gardner – Banana
Nobody Beats the Drum – Banana
Purity Ring – Banana
Araab Muzik – Banana
Com Truise – Banana
Sol – Maine
Grynch – Maine
Fatal Lucciauno – Maine
Black Whales – Yetti
The Shins – Sasquatch

Sunday
Active Child – Yetti
Appart – Shack
Star Slinger – Shack
Tycho- Shack
Dyme Def – The Maine Stage
SPAC3MAN – The Maine Stage
Fly Moon Royalty – The Maine Stage

Monday
Beriut -Sasquatch

This in addition to today's hunch that Spiritualized will play, and I can confirm that this year Sasquatch! will feature an all-local-hiphop stage.

Here are the tour dates, with a big Saquatch!-sized hole where a Seattle date should be:

03-16 Nottingham, England - Rescue Rooms
03-17 Portsmouth, England - Wedgewood Rooms
03-19 London, England - Hackney Empire
03-20 Oxford, England - O2 Academy
03-21 Bristol, England - O2 Academy
03-22 Glasgow, Scotland - ABC
03-23 Belfast, Northern Ireland - Mandela Hall
03-24 Dublin, Ireland - Vicar Street
03-25 Manchester, England - Academy
05-02 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
05-03 Chicago, IL - Metro
05-04 Detroit, MI - The Majestic Theatre
05-05 Toronto, Ontario - The Phoenix
05-07 New York, NY - Terminal 5
05-09 Boston, MA - Paradise
05-10 Washington, DC - The 9:30 Club
05-11 Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts
05-12 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
05-13 Atlanta, GA - The Variety Playhouse
05-15 Dallas, TX - The Granada Theatre
05-16 Austin, TX - Emo's East
05-18 Tucson AZ - The Rialto Theatre
05-19 Phoenix AZ - The Crescent Ballroom
05-20 San Diego CA - Belly Up Tavern
05-22 Los Angeles CA - The Wiltern
05-23 San Francisco CA - The Fillmore
05-25 Portland, OR - The Wonder Ballroom
05-26 Vancouver, British Columbia - The Rickshaw Theatre

Chuck Klosterman's writing and indie-bro ways have always been on the edge of completely irritating, no matter who he is talking about, but his response to tUnE-yArDs being voted #1 on the Pazz and Jop Poll was especially annoying. "The Pitfalls of Indie Fame," is meant to reflect how people's relationship with a hyped musician will change over the years, but whole thing reads like a satire of a old and out-of-touch dude trying to discredit something he doesn't understand, lazily implying that Merril Garbus will likely end up as another Indie Flavor of the Month. He admits that he's "not really in a position to argue for (or against) the merits of tUnE-yArDs,” but still manages to throw in a few shitty examples of his limited understanding:

"tUnE-yArDs is essentially one person, a somewhat androgynous American woman named Merrill Garbus. This is her second album. I get the sense that asexuality is part of her hippie aesthetic, because I just looked at the tUnE-yArDs Wikipedia page and noticed that the wiki writer put a lot of effort into never using gender-specific pronouns."

He got quite a few angry responses about it; Maura Johnston at the Village Voice labeled his attitude "Old Man Yells At Cloud That He Seems To Find Gender-Ambiguous," L Magazine called for the end of male-dominated "High Fidelity" rock criticism and this blog parody of the article is just pretty funny.

The internet is buzzing with the rumor that Mr. Ryan Gosling not only attended last night's American Nightmare reunion show in Boston, but he was also seen stage-diving.

Word on the street is that he also likes Kid Dynamite.

Apparently. Possibly. Supposedly. According to the rumor mill. IF SHE'S EVEN REALLY PREGNANT.