
For the past seven years, Derek Rickard has had only one Halloween costume—Glenn Danzig. As vocalist for Bellingham-based Misfits tribute band Horror Business, Rickard howls the lyrics to 30-or-so of the bands classic anthems, like "Hybrid Moments," "Teenagers from Mars," and "She," alongside unusually deep album cuts from Earth A.D. If it's Danzig-era Misfits, chances are Rickard knows it.
Due to schedule conflicts with original members (bassist playing in Shook Ones, guitarist moving to New York), the band has a semi-rotating lineup. This years line up includes long time friends Joe Olmstead (bass), Bobby Yost (guitar) and Lance Graham (drums).
Rickard spoke to the Stranger via phone this past Thursday.
You actually sound a lot like Glenn Danzig. How long did it take to teach yourself to croon like him?
I'm kind of stuck with it. When I started playing guitar about 13 years ago, I played some punk stuff because it was the easiest stuff to learn. The ones that I really latched onto were Misfits songs. They're really basic chords and structure. Those were the first songs I could play. The band I had would play shows and it would be 70 percent Misfits songs and a few songs of our own stuff.
I never dreamed I would sing for this band, but covering all those Misfits songs is just how I started. As I've grown up I've kind of figured out how to sing without destroying my voice. I haven't had to try to sound like Danzig, it just kind of happens. It comes through in Brownes Condition (Rickard's full-time band) too. I don't have a problem with it. My biggest influence from adolescence on has been Glenn Danzig-era Misfits so it makes sense.
Have you guys ever considered furthering your set list to include Michale Graves-era Misfits?
Absolutely not. Well, on my first practice we talked about doing new Misfits stuff. We may have even tried to play "Dig Up Her Bones," but it was like," Uh..…that feels weird. We're not doing this." That's not the Misfits anyways. I really wish they wouldn't have done that.
Is it weird that I would rather see a Misfits tribute band than the Misfits in 2009?
I don't think so. I don't want to see Misfits in 2009. There are some good things that came along with Jerry Only's extreme marketing of Misfits. I wouldn't have such a collection of Misfits songs if it wasn't for Jerry Only doing all the things he does, but he has just gone way too far with it. I didn't mind Michale Graves-era stuff when it came out. American Psycho wasn't even close to original Misfits but I still liked it. Then each album after that got me more bummed. The more I saw with what was going on inside, I started thinking,"This is terrible." I don't really care to see them, I never have. Jerry Only singing is terrible. Project 1950 is one of the worst things I've ever heard. But the thing is, I keep buying this shit. I can't get away from it.
Horror Business plays tonight at the Old Foundry in Bellingham with Black Eyes and Neckties and tomorrow at the Rogue Hero (Bellingham).

These four slashes became an international symbol for the band's relentless tour schedule, DIY-attitude, and revolving door of musicians.
Stewart Ebersole knows first-hand just how iconic these four bars have become. For the past 26 days, the 42-year-old former high school teacher has been traveling the United States in a Hyundai Sonata for one reason—to document Black Flag bar tattoos through photos and interviews.
What started in 2005 as an idea for a joke zine with four friends has since blossomed into a 350 page photo book, Barred for Life—enough for Ebersole to quit his full-time job, move out of his apartment in Philadelphia, and hit the road. And this is all without a publisher on board.
"This is definitely the most stable tour I've ever been on," says Ebersole, who, in the early 90's, toured the U.S as a member of Jade Tree band Railhed. This time around, there's no expectation of payment and no musical equipment—just Ebersole, some camera gear, and hopefully some subjects to document, whether it be a few young crusties with stick and poke tattoos in Syracuse, NY or 20 aging punk rockers scattered throughout Minnesota.
Ebersole brings Barred for Life to the Funhuse tonight at 9:30, with live performances from local bands Requin and Sickeversince. Next, he'll be touring down the West Coast, through the South, and back up to Philly—then it's off to Europe in December. He spoke to the Stranger by phone last week.

Sound In The Signals has an excellent interview of P Smoov, the producer of the hour, the producer for Mad Rad and Fresh Espresso.
These are my fav questions and answers:
You are in Mad Rad & Fresh Espresso (I’ll cover Mad Rad first). You guys released your first album last year White Gold and it has really lit up the scene in Seattle. Can you tell me a little about how all you guys got together and what the group is setting out to accomplish?I met Terry Radjaw at one of his shows roughly 3 years ago. He was performing a solo act at that time and Buffalo Madonna was his backup dancer. Buffalo was rockin’ booty shorts and hightop rebooks at a backpacker show. Radjaw was rappin about throat babies and pussy when everyone else was preaching about some bullshit they didn’t really believe in. I hated “conscience rap”...
I’ve read some interesting things in interviews about why the album is titled Glamour, but can you let our readers know how you came up with the title and why?One of the re-occurring themes on the record is grime vs. glamour. When we were composing this album Rik and I were both well below the poverty line. I was homeless and Rik was unemployed. We definitely fit the “Starving Artist” mold. It was fun making music about how our grimey, poverteous lives were somehow glamorous.
Lastly, being from a place that is starting to get some major buzz nation wide what are some of your favorite artists from the area that are either breaking out now or you think will break out?They Live, Champagne Champagne, and VS… and us.
It's not as easy to do as you might think at this point in history—to write a piece about shopworn, cliche-encrusted Madonna, and make it not suck. Nice job, British man.
Over here, local rapper Grynch....

Grynch: Man, I'm from (middle-class Seattle neighborhood) Ballard. There is nothing bling or gangsta about someone from Ballard, and I just can't front like that. It doesn't make sense to me to lie about who I am or what I love. I rap about my car and the fact that Ballard is gentrifying and Denny's is now a condo building because that's what I know. Don't get me wrong, I listen to Jay-Z and I love hearing him talk big, but at least he really lives it. A lot of guys, it's all borrowed for the photo shoot.Indeed, where I'm from.
LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy gives world-class interviews. Check out a new one he did with Resident Advisor’s Nick Sylvester here. In it, among other things, Murphy expresses dismay for his records and discusses the philosophy behind his own DJing and what sort of sets by other selectors turn him on. It’s all perceptive and interesting.
My favorite DJ sets are often filled with music I don't know and then suddenly one song I know and love, that's been earned. That's as good as it gets. When you're out dancing, and somebody's been playing music you just don't know at all, and then all the sudden something comes in that you know and love, right at a good moment, that's a little more open or energetic than the previous nine things...I prefer that.
Even though this week’s Data Breaker is larger than normal, it still doesn’t contain all of the material I was hoping to include about Jabon (aka audio engineer/Gravelvoice Studios proprietor Scott Colburn), who has a long, eventful history and an entertaining way of discussing it and his activities. So I’m going to post the whole thing here, for those Colburn fanatics out there (there should be more of you, but anyway…). The man is about much, much more than his credits on Animal Collective’s Feels and Strawberry Jam and the Arcade Fire’s Neon Bible.
Judging from your website, you’ve been making Jabon tracks since 1985. Either I haven’t been paying close enough attention or you’ve been keeping a very low profile. Obviously, it’s impossible for me to hear everything you’ve done before I shoot you these questions, so could you summarize your Jabon output and how it’s developed/mutated over the years? What was the initial inspiration for the project?
Yeah, the project started in 1985 when I took a music appreciation course at Indiana University. The professor played Stockhausen, Charles Ives and [Morton Subotnick's] Silver Apples of the Moon in class. It really opened my mind to music forms beyond the standard.
A few years earlier I happened upon the Residents - Mark of the Mole, which probably was the seed that started it all. I was into Punk at the time and Black Flag was my favorite band. So these things came together to push me into experimental music. The tape trading culture of the mid 80's was just starting to take off and I met Hal and Debbie at Cause and Effect (a huge cassette label out of Indianapolis). It was there that I heard Controlled Bleeding, Negativland, Lemon Kittens, Current 93, Whitehouse, Viscera, the list goes on for miles. I figured I could do that kind of music, too. Fortunately, I had access to a studio in which to do tape loop experiments, so the first couple Jabon tapes are tape loop based pieces with bad poetry.
Very quickly after that the convergence of instrumental Black Flag (and Ginn's instrumental trio Gone) and the SF band Chrome started to take hold. So from there on out, my tapes were made of "rock" trio improvisation, weird Residents-esque pop songs, intercut comedy and general madness. Anything Goes! The releases were just a document of what I was doing and was never just one type of thing.
After 10 years of that, several city moves, college and other bands, I settled in Seattle with the Sun City Girls. That band alone gave me all kinds of weird feedings. I did a few tapes while I was recording them, but it became harder to find the time. I then joined an experimental outfit that fit me quite well (Climax Golden Twins). So I stopped doing Jabon as a project and just did little one-off pieces here and there as the opportunity arose. This was the period of 1995-2005.
In 2005 I formed Wizard Prison with Ben McAllister and John Vallier. Again, my musical output was with the core group and didn't leave much time for solo music. Also at that time, as a recording engineer, things were really heating up while I worked on projects like Animal Collective and Arcade Fire.
But this year, I just decided to do it again. The inspiration came partly from the multimedia shows that Wizard Prison were doing and a little program called Absynth. I discovered this soft synth and was immediately drawn to the sounds it made. I thought it would be fun to reinvent Jabon and do a project I call "Music Monday" in which I improvise on the instrument and post a completed piece every week for a year. This started in April of 2009. There are currently 16 pieces up.
Before Future of the Left came to Seattle to play the Block Party (and then fucking KILLED it on Saturday night), I had a nice phone conversation with singer Andy Falkous, who talked to me about getting punched in the head, making up his own language, and loving the haters. But until today I had forgotten about a tidbit of our conversation that I had cut out for continuity or whatever. It gives us a little insight on what the next Future of the Left record won't be...
I saw in your tour diary that you’re reading Berlin, a book about WWII. I thought was kind of fitting. Listening to Travels With Myself and Another, there’s a lot of battle imagery in the lyrics. Are you a history buff?I’m not so much a history buff—there are areas of history I’m interested in like, you know, particularly the world wars or the 19th century. I’ve got a particular interest in Nixon, for whatever reason. He’s just such a fascinating character to read about. Far more interesting than reading about a Kennedy just because of the insane dynamics of his personality more than anything. There’s no explicit mission to imbue the record with a certain military history. [Laughs] if it comes across that way I guess maybe yeah, I’m a geek for all that.
You just never realized it.
Yeah, maybe this conversation is a turning point for me!
So the next album is going to be a big rock opera based on Nixon and Watergate.
I don’t think the world’s ready for that. And if the world is ready for that, I’m moving planets.
And speaking of Future of the Left and how funny they are, the award for best Block Party stage-banter goes to the band's bassist, Kelson, who was responsible for these gems:
Regarding the amount of wristbands they had to wear:
"I have more wristbands than a fuckin' Motley Crue groupie. I have less STDs, though."
Regarding the amount of sweat dripping down his entire body:
"I feel like an elephant has come on me."
Funny? Talented? Badass? Swoon.
Future of the Left photo by Mei Lewis.
Resident Advisor's Todd L. Burns has an excellent in-depth interview with producer/DJ/remixer extraordinaire Andrew Weatherall (Sabres of Paradise, Two Lone Swordsmen). Here's a choice quote:
You know, without rhythm & blues and boogie woogie, there would be no ska. Without ska, there would be no reggae, no dub and no studio-as-instrument. Without that, there would be no disco remixes, and no techno music. The collision of country and R&B is the ignition point of where we are today. And you can go all the way up to techno with it. I mean, it's a very tenuous link, but I've made it and I'm sticking to it. [laughs]
Weatherall is slated to play Decibel Festival this year. I caught him DJing at MUTEK in 2004, and his selections were brilliantly unpredictable and eclectic. Stoked to hear what Weatherall will do in 2009.
ht: Grindle

JD Samson was one of those characters that populated the periphery of my New York existence when I lived there in the early Oughties: she made life more interesting. (So did the red-haired lady with the melted face that I once saw on three different subway platforms in one day, but, um... JD I can prove was real.) When not performing with Le Tigre at Irving Plaza, she would be DJing Lower East Side parties with names like XXY and Moustache, or releasing a calendar called JD's Lesbian Utopia.
JD's new project MEN plays Chop Suey this Tuesday July 14th, so I used everybody's favorite medium— gchat, naturally— to throw together some questions, so fast it almost felt like free association.
Gina Young: Last time MEN came to Seattle, it was you and Johanna [Fateman, also of Le Tigre] in what was essentially a DJ set...
JD Samson: True that, true that.
Tell us how it'll be different now?
Sure. Jo and I started men as a DJ remix team and quickly began writing our own material. Then we kept touring and one day Jo said, JD, I'm preggers!
Haha... I think I saw the shower invitation.
I had been writing music with Jo, and also with Michael [O'Neill, Princess/Ladybug Transistor] and Ginger [Brooks Takahashi, LTTR/Boys of Now] and Emily [Roysdon, artist] in a separate band called Hirsute. When Jo decided touring was not in her future, the two bands merged. MEN is now a live band with dance elements as well as rock/pop/noise...
Last year, the beloved sometimes poppy/sometimes punky/always a good time band the Pharmacy packed up their bags and ditched Seattle for a new home in New Orleans. It's been weird not having them here—they were a band that I'd see at least once a month. But next weekend, they'll be back to play Seattle once again! It'll be just like old times.
They have an all-ages show at the Vera Project on the 10th and a 21+ show at the Comet on the 11th.
And as part of their temporary homecoming, they've also sent over a brand new song—"Wait in Vayne" has a fun ’60s pop vibe to it.
The Pharmacy - "Wait in Vayne"
This morning I caught up with singer Scottie Yoder to find out how the new city has been treating them so far...
How's New Orleans treating you?
Too well. The New Orleans Indie Collective, Mod Dance Night and other fellow musicians including the Peekers and Caddy Whompus have been very welcoming. It doesn't hurt that the city never really closes...kind of like NYC minus the millions, plus crazy southern charm.
You guys always have a knack for stumbling into some kind of adventure everywhere you go. Has anything crazy happened since you moved? It's New Orleans! I bet you have some great stories.
Well we all live in a house together near Bayou Saint John in a neighborhood that's still under a bit of construction. The adjacent house is pretty gnarly to say the least. Its infested with nutria, moldy furniture and urine-soaked sleeping bags. When half of Tacocat came to visit, we successfully convinced them that our real house was the one next door. It was pretty late when they arrived so we told them that we might have to fight over sleeping quarters with Cajun squatters who stole and disassembled air conditioners for a living. It was then when our roadie/roommate Alex came out of our real house with a plate of freshly cooked vegan food to ask what everyone was doing.
Any plans to release anything this year?
When we got to New Orleans it only took a few weeks to write, rehearse and demo about 30 songs. It was great and inspiring! However, as we were beginning formal recording I severed the tendon in my pinkie while butchering swine at my job. I had surgery just a couple weeks ago to harvest tendon from my wrist to transplant into my pinkie. It was an 8-hour procedure! But I was able to record most of the guitar parts in spite of my lack of pinkie function. We'll be recording with guitarist and cellist Calvin Havnaer of the Raggedy Annes while in Seattle. Should have an LP out by October. Its called "Weekend." The first video - "Coldest Morning Light" by Skinny Production Team of LA may be done within the next week.
What are you most looking forward to upon your return to Seattle?
Than Bros. of course!
It'll be great to have you home, boys. Even if it is just temporarily.
QBoy’s wide, warm smile and handsome, Tim-Curry's-much-hotter/much-younger-nephew face are rather easy to recognize, if one’s interests tend to linger in the pink and rather glittery world of gay pop culturalia. He’s been in wide circulation since 2001, especially in gay circles, famous as THE "Rapper Who Is Gay"—The King of Homo Hop!— especially in the UK (he’s from Essex, as his delicious accent will immediately tell you). He’s just about to drop his latest release called “Moxie”, (available July 13th on iTunes and Amazon.com) and he is in Seattle now, one of the main entrees on tomorrow’s PrideFest menu. This is his second long visit to Seattle since December.
“Back in December…I performed at 'Hot Mess' for LA Kendall and David Richey…The Seattle crowd really connected with what I did and I loved them," he says.
"Before coming to Seattle, I spent a week performing and promoting my new album 'Moxie' in NYC, which was a lot of fun. The new album is a real mix of electro, dance, pop, hip-hop and soul. I also have a new music video 'Coming Out 2 Play' which you can check on www.youtube.com/qboymusic.”
As is clear from the video, much of what makes QBoy sparkle is a combo of camp and flirtatiousness—bouncy and playful. But he takes his art quite seriously.
“I'm an artist - period. I rap, yes, but I also produce, song write, and am behind all the creativity in my look, images, concepts and ideas. My music is generally electro based, leaning to pop, house and hip-hop. I'm not some ghetto hip-hop head with bling and a gun.
“I don't have dreams, I have goals. And making a success out my life, my music, my career is my overall goal… I definitely want to make enough financial success to be able to look after my family and friends as they have done for me, I owe it to them to be successful.”
But please to note! QBoy has clearly lost any and all patience with “old skool” notions of any schism between the (still? allegedly?) homophobic gangsta land that is hip-hop/rap and the radical fairyland that is gayness. Because there is none, stupid. Don’t bother him with any of that bullshit! He’s gets kind of riled up.
“I'm an openly gay artist and there are plenty of them already in the mainstream - from George Michael and Elton John to Beth Ditto and Rufus Wainwright - I don't see why I should be any different...I also think your idea of rap is a little old skool and limited. ”
Okay, okay! Jesus! But what about the good stuff? The Sex? Relationships? L’amour?
“Men are distracting. Relationships stop me from achieving my goal. I need to build my castle before I can find someone to share it with.
“I am looking forward to performing my new material and hope it will be a fun safe day for everyone.”
QBoy has been in town all week, and will be doing his thing at PrideFest (at the Seattle Center) on the Mainstage tomorrow, Sunday, at precisely 4.30PM.
The brand new Kanye West designed Nike Air Jeezy hit stores this past Saturday. Nine guys from Redmond, Federal Way, Skyway, Bellevue and Tukwila camped out in front of the Cap Hill GOODS for three days and two nights to scoop up the nine pairs, at around $250 a piece. I dropped by to ask them a few burning questions...

What if someone else tries to get in line with you?
We tell them there's nine of us, and only nine pairs. They give up and walk away.
Are you gonna wear the shoes or keep 'em in the box?
(Silence)
Where do you go to the bathroom?
Mostly in the alley. Sometimes in that hotel over there.
Do you like my Payless Shoe Source sneakers? I'm on my way to the gym.
(Silence)
Alright, tell me this last thing. Do you think Kanye might be gay?
No, no (all laugh)... He likes fish sticks!
Got some time to kill today? Check out this blog, which is has every album cover ever done by Pen & Pixel Graphics, the company who basically invented the highly-photoshopped artwork that's all over every southern rap album today. There are over 40 pages of album art with stuff like this on it:

Pen & Pixel was started by these two dudes, who first used photoshop as a way to avoid pricey photo shoots. In a recent interview with abcdrduson.com, founder Shawn Brauch said:
Well, at the very, very beginning, I noticed that people had not really got a good understanding of Photoshop and what you could do with it. People were paying a huge amount of money to go and have themselves in front of a Bentley, and hire models, and rent jewelry, and go to a location… I also had a background in photography, and before Pen & Pixel, your photoshoot could be 15 to 20 000 $ just to get everything right. And there were still not the dimension, the bling-bling, that was limited on what you can do with it. So what I said is "Why do all that when we can actually do that at one-tenth of the price? We have everything: we have pictures of Rolls Royces, pictures of girls, pictures of diamonds, we have all this stuff, including their clothes!" If they didn't want to buy clothes, all we can do is photograph the face, and we will have a body model, mimick up their bodies and we would put it in a place where you would never know the difference. And it worked. That formula worked very very well.
He went on to talk about the company's immense output:
I can work for 72 hours, straight, no problem. My brother also does not sleep, so this was one of the catalysts that made Pen & Pixel so successful because our competition obviously had to sleep. My brother and I would work for three weeks straight and turned out 1450 album covers [laughs]. It was crazy.
Crazy indeed. Read the whole interview here.
(Thanks to Robby for the epic tip.)
No matter how many records you sell, or festivals you play, or late-night network TV shows you appear on, your band isn’t actually famous until you’ve been interviewed by Nardwuar the Human Serviette. The man is like a private investigator (his interview with Iggy Pop is priceless), and in this interview with Fleet Foxes he definitely digs deep into their past. He talks about Robin’s dad’s old band the Fathoms and the fact that he once edited an Ugly Kid Joe video; he draws a strange correlation between the Murder City Devils, the Cave Singers, and “Dann Gallucci’s estranged cousin” who was in the Kingsmen; he name drops Shoreline, the Funhouse, the Duchess and the Duke and the Fee Fie Foe Fums. At this point in the interview Josh Tillman realizes, “Oh, you know a lot about music. I’m starting to catch on.”
But then Narwuar busts out a line that Robin wrote in regards to getting a good review from Pitchfork:
This is the ultimate Alice in Wonderland weirdo mindfuck through the rabbit hole brain blower.
“That is an amazing quote,” says Nardwuar. “That’s what you said in one of your blogs for the Seattle Weekly.” Wrong! You are wrong Nardwuar. The line was written for a Seattle weekly, but it wasn’t written for that Seattle Weekly. This is an egregious error, and it makes all previous “facts” you spouted suspect. We can’t trust anything else we heard in the interview. I mean, if you got that wrong, how can we be sure there’s really a place called “Shoreline,” or that Robin even has a dad?
Excellent Seattle techno producer the Sight Below gets grilled by Fact Magazine.
“I've been profoundly influenced by the Pacific Northwest - I think the landscape, weather and overall aesthetic of the region have been the most influential on my work to date,” the Sight Below says in the interview—and much more besides.
“Further Away”
Local heavies The Whore Moans have a CD release show tonight at Neumos for new album Hello From the Radio Wasteland. Stranger contributing photographer Dagmar Sieglinde interviewed them after a recent Vera Project show where, for probably not the first or the last time, an audience member got their nose bloodied.

Interview, after the jump...
Says Walla, during a recent interview with AP Magazine:
Ben [Gibbard, vocals/guitar] recently mentioned that he was interested in writing a softer album. Do you have the same intention?
No. [Laughs.] I have no interest in doing anything that's mild and meek. I want to make a radio record this next time out. There's no reason for us to keep doing what we're doing if we're making meeker, smaller records. That stuff doesn't translate well to the kinds of shows we're playing and to the numbers of people we're playing for. I don't particularly have any real connection to a lot of the mellower stuff that Ben writes. I really feel like he's getting his best stuff when he's being assertive and forward.So does that mean bigger and bolder songs?
Yeah, I suppose so. In a way, when we signed to Atlantic, Plans was a sort of partial, half-hearted step into an attempt to make something that is more appealing on a broader scale. And I think that Narrow Stairs was really sort of a reactionary move—like very much the opposite of that. Maybe it's just a phase, but I'm really interested in making something that is appealing on a really broad level and something we can be really satisfied with. But I think that there's a way to bridge those two gaps. The prevailing wind is that art and commerce are not good bedfellows and that they can't meet halfway. I sort of refuse to believe that, and I would really like to do something that isn't a brainless pop record, but something people can definitely get into.
It's a few days old, but it's still worth reading.
"We got sick of waiting for Sade to make a new album," he said, introducing Valente's new album, "Elixir." The tracks are chill, with Valente's buttery voice melding with beats by Morris Hayes and Prince's guitar lines. Some are explicitly sexual. "This music is nasty, but it's not dirty," Prince said, explaining how sensual music fits in with his much-discussed faith — he's a Jehovah's Witness. "There's no profanity. It isn't promoting promiscuity. She's singing about her lover, who could be her partner for life."
Well, good for him. At least Jehovah hasn't turned Prince—formerly Public Enemy #1 for the Parents Music Resource Center—into a full-on prude.
To read about Prince and Prop 8, see here.

The Rumpus has a great interview with the great Princess Superstar. It's nice to see her treated like a writer. Her last album was a goddamned sci-fi musical epic, fercrissakes:
TR: I love the way you’ve rapped about yourself as a writer—the “cunning linguist.” What is writing like for you?PS: It depends. Most of the time it’s not easy. I am not one of those writers that it just flows out of effortlessly. I have to sit and write and rewrite and sometimes it’s really challenging to get anything good out of myself. But then once I get going I have a good time and even make myself laugh sometimes.
TR: What’s the process like? Do you write on napkins in cafes or do you hunker down at home?PS: I hunker down at home and stare at the computer for hours and maybe get a few lines out. OK, it’s not that bad. But it feels like that sometimes. I just broke up with a boyfriend so I have a little writer’s block at the moment.
Her new album, New Evolution, comes out early next year and debuts a new persona. I can't wait.

Tonight the Faint are playing at the TK with Natalie Portman's Shaved Head. There's a not entirely unkind preview of the show in this week's Up & Comings. Originally, I had planned to run an interview with the Faint's frontman Todd Fink, only the interview didn't really go so well. Fink had just woken up on a day off from touring, and he was speaking to me via cell phone from a bridge in Shrieveport, La. (A side note: phone interviews always, always suck, the stilted, subtlety-killing awkwardness of a phone conversation multiplied by the awkwardness of interrogating a stranger.) Anyway, mayne Fink was groggy, maybe my questions were asinine, maybe both, buthis responses were terse and reserved ("I don't know...it's hard to talk about") in a way that I will now assume is typical of Omahans. Suffice to say, it was not going so well.
And then something happened that made it--for me at least--even worse. I realized I recognized Fink's voice from somewhere. Not his singing voice, of course--I was familiar with that from the Faint's albums and from seeing them live--but his speaking voice. It was familiar; I felt like maybe I'd interviewed him before or something. And then I placed it: I recognized Fink's speaking voice from the Bright Eyes song "An Attempt to Tip the Scales" on Fevers & Mirrors, which includes a fake radio station interview in which Fink pretends to be Conor Oberst being interviewed by an absurdly incompetent radio station DJ. That interview is hilariously, intentionally bad--the radio station DJ's questions are somehow both kind of dim and uncomfortably over-involved (attempting to ascribe themes and meanings to the record, for instance), and Fink's dodgy, insane answers as Oberst perfectly sent-up the heartthrob's reputation as a melodramatic emo crybaby. (This was also the moment I fell somewhat in love with Bright Eyes, knowing that he was happy to laugh at his own schtick.)
As soon as the recognition hit me, I started worrying that the real interview I was still conducting was going just as badly as that fake interview, only, you know, for real. I wondered if it was reminding Fink of that interview, too. Obviously, the bad band interview is common enough that it was worth parodying on that record; maybe he's had tons of interviews that bad. Things went downhill from there.
Anyway, I wanted to give the show a little extra shine, because the Faint's two best albums, Blank Wave Arcade and Danse Macabre kill, and they're still an enjoyable live act--but my interview? Fail.
This morning, I met Gatsby of Cancer Rising (a.k.a. Larry Mizell Jr of My Philosophy) in the women's fragrance department at the downtown Bon Marche. Smells and body sprays moistened the Monday air and we spoke:
Why are we in the fragrance department? Why here?
Gatsby: Why not?
What were you for Halloween?
I was Fatty McBlipster: purple hoodie, tight jeans, Jordans, fanny pack, Raybans, rag around my neck and a U-lock, in my back pocket. Deliciously ironic, no? Probably not. I think most of the people that saw me thought it was just another day at the office. At one point I found myself standing outside of the Diplo show, and I think I was in danger of opening a hole in the fabric of space/time.
What was the best costume you saw?
Absolutely the girl dressed as Janelle Monae. I think it made her night when a car full of people raucously recognized her, and it certainly made ours.
How was Cancer Risings recent show at the J&M in Pioneer Square?
It fucking sucked. The top two reviews on the J&M's Citysearch page are tales of young ladies getting roofied.
When and where is your next show?
Let's see. November 19th at Nectar. We're (along with Grynch and Fatal Lucciauno) opening for Detroit's Royce Da 5'9", one of our favorite MC's of all time. We're pretty stoked for this. Royce is a beast. He used to be Eminem's protege long ago but for the last few years he could easily get in Em's ass IMHO.
Whats the latest in the world of Cancer Rising?
Were sorting out beats, drinking beers, and taking it a day at a time. I made a funny lil clip-video for Evryday Bidness and now people on teh internets want me to make them for them as well. We also have another video, like a real one, about to debut for Let's Start Some Shit. We like to wait a year or two after releasing a record before the video's come out. Clever I know.
You have side projects, and side projects for your side projects.
Yes I do, I look for hustles everyday. Nite Owls with Barfly & Mr. Hill, and They Live! Nite Owls is going good, we've played some sweet-ass shows recently, and we're slowly but surely recording new songs. They live! is me and Bruce Illest a.k.a. Djblesone. We have an EP (The Dro Bots Saga) up for free download and so forth. You're definitely gonna hear more from us.
What is going through your mind right now?
My mind is a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas. And the smell of Anais Anais makes me think of Grace Jones riding a rhino through the Masai Mara. The rhino has armor on it. Jones is nude and greased.
* (Word spellcheck doesn't recognize the word roofied.)
The video premier of "Skeleton" by Abe Vigoda (via Pitchfork.tv):
Speaking of Abe Vigoda--the band's guitarist, Juan Velazquez, talked to Kurt B. Reighley for this week's story "A Big, Gay Roundtable." Reighley talked to a number of openly gay artists (also including members of Torche and These Arms Are Snakes) and asked them what it's like to be in "bands that don't speak directly to a queer sensibility or engage in lifestyle marketingespecially groups that make intense, heavy music and play to primarily young male fans."
An excerpt:
Mainstream gay media overlooks these bands. Conversely, music journalists rarely talk about their sexual preferences. Brooks estimates "less than 10 percent" of Torche buffs know he's homosexual; before a recent European tour, one well-meaning supporter e-mailed Brooks to tell him how hot Swedish chicks are. If fans hear someone in Abe Vigoda is gay, Velazquez says they often guess singer Michael Vidal. "People make the assumption, because he is a soft-spoken, nice guy. And sometimes, I'm not. I can be pretty abrasive."
Read the story here. It's an interesting piece.
Abe Vigoda play Neumos tomorrow night with Diplo, Torche also play tomorrow night at El Corazon.
In case you haven't heard, The Sonics are playing this Friday at the Paramount Theatre. KEXP DJ and all-around great guy Greg Vandy conducted an interview last week with the archetypal Northwest garage rockers, who haven't played a show (in Seattle - ed.) since 1972. The interview doesn't happen until about halfway through his (October 22) show, but Vandy always puts together excellent episodes of The Roadhouse (Wednesdays, 6-9 pm), and this particular show is dedicated to Northwest garage bands from the 60s. Getting to the beginning of this interview is half the fun.