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Sunday, May 20, 2012
Sex Midnight Haiku
Posted by Sarah Galvin on Sun, May 20, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Is it worrisome that I like digging up dead bodies and putting sunglasses on them more than I like IPAs? I tried burying an IPA and then digging it up once, in hopes that I’d like it more, but the sunglasses didn’t fit and it was still too bitter and hoppy. I love porters, but I love them so much I’m actually ashamed. You are the first person I’ve ever admitted this to.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Sex / ??!! Have You Always Wondered What Seal Looks Like When He's Wacking Off?
Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Apr 23, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Well then here you go, sloppy joe! ENJOY!
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Friday, April 20, 2012
Sex / News Crypts Sign to Sargent House
Posted by Trent Moorman on Fri, Apr 20, 2012 at 12:11 PM
- Kyle Johnson
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Sex Midnight Haiku
Posted by Sarah Galvin on Sat, Apr 7, 2012 at 2:50 AM
I let you pick the names for all the characters in my story because you promised to fuck me to death. The names determined how the characters would die. When I looked up the name you chose for me in the guidebook, it clearly stated I would die of organ failure. I told you this was supposed to be a funny story, and while breaking your promise is one thing, there is nothing funny about organ failure. You said you would give me a new middle name to ensure it involved clowns.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Homo / Sex / ??!! Bare Breasts Are Fine, Just No Gay Hugging, OKAY?!
Posted by Kelly O on Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 12:15 PM
So Perfume Genius couldn't have a video with "two men embracing (not naked) because YouTube/Google said it was "promoting mature sexual themes", but this singer Rhye is allowed to post this video today?!?
There's bare boobies and everything! I might even call the YouTube cops myself.
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Saturday, February 4, 2012
Sex Midnight Haiku
Posted by Sarah Galvin on Sat, Feb 4, 2012 at 12:00 AM
I know it's raining and like everyone you're tired. Tired of being covered in bacteria, tired of being pregnant and of torsos in general. But when you're tired that's just nature's way of telling you Ayn Rand looks exactly like Lenny from The Simpsons. Do an image search, it's uncanny.
Friday, February 3, 2012
Sex The Male as Object of Desire
Posted by Charles Mudede on Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Here is a real man...
Mainstream rappers are not real men. They fear being the object of desire. Yes, D'Angelo is singing to a woman, but desire is not something you can force, manage, control. Once you are open to desire, you are open to all forms and sources of desire. D'Angelo fearlessly enters the zone of sexual ambiguity. We are free to desire him in any way, from any direction. It is this ambiguity, this openness that the mainstream rapper fears most, and attempts to check by positing himself not as the object of desire but as the one who has access to objects of desire. The mainstream rapper wants your envy, not your desire. But envy is cheap, safe, dull. To be real, you must be open, you must be fearless.
Sex / Dancing / Video / #1 Fan Happy Sunny Friday!
Posted by Anna Minard on Fri, Feb 3, 2012 at 3:15 PM
This was playing at Marination Station a little while ago, and I almost died of happiness. I don't love the video as much as "Shoop" and "Push It," but the song is one of the most purely awesome things humans have ever created, and you should listen to it now and whenever you are feeling a little weird and need to shake it off.
Everyone at Marination was tapping their feet and dancing while sitting on the stools waiting for their food. (Also, their food is crazy delicious.) It's Friday, and it's real pretty out, and everyone should listen to hella Salt-N-Pepa and then go out tonight.
Also, true fact: Performing this song with your mom at a family reunion is a 100% sure hit. You're welcome!
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Sex / Song Love and Sex in Music
Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Jan 17, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Tomorrow, if it snows heavily, may you be stuck inside your house. May you be stuck there with a lover. And may this chord happen to you.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Sex / Gear On the Fifteenth Day of Christmas My Internet Gave to Me
Posted by Trent Moorman on Sat, Dec 24, 2011 at 2:48 PM
- Wikipedia
- In one of the recorded creation myths, Huitzilopochtli made the first fire from which a half sun was created by Quetzalcoatl. - Wikipedia
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Sex / Shit Talk Meet K'ronikka. It's Funny 'Cuz It's [Almost] True
Posted by Kelly O on Tue, Dec 20, 2011 at 12:42 PM
K'ronikka isn't that different than Ke$ha. Or this numbnuts.
- The world will end in 2012, and it's K'ronikka's fault.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Sex Good Vibrations
Posted by Bree McKenna on Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 8:43 AM
I was reading some hate about the "Little Rooster," an alarm clock for women that you wear in your underwear at night and wakes you up by vibrating at increased intensities (um...the site used the phrase "Snorgasm's.")
This made me think of the"Freestyle" vibrator I saw at Babeland awhile ago that plugs into your Ipod and syncs up vibrations with the music that you play. I wonder if you get to listen to music that you actually like for it to work, right? What if you only like singer/ songwriters...would you still be able to get off to the BPM of like, Cat Power? Or what if you have to change it up and listen to techno or speed metal to get the job done? Babeland also interviewed a few dj's to see what they would put on their playlist. I tried to ask M.L. Birdsall from Don't Stop Believin' Records what she would play but she dismissed it, saying she thinks that actually jerking off to this would be "annoying and impossible." Has anyone tried this thing? What do you play for the best results?
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Sex / Death Yaqui (Ipecac) Way of Knowledge
Posted by Trent Moorman on Thu, Dec 1, 2011 at 2:22 PM
- Look East.
Long story short, the person thought Adele was Amy Winehouse. He is Suzuki, a complete head. Suzuki has no idea what plays on the radio and hasn’t in five years. He’s unfettered. Suzuki likes to stare at his Koi fish and attempt to make bass sounds that are outside the human range of hearing. He listens to junky South American electronica, Sleeper, Hella, Tomahawk, and Charles Mingus. He’s antisocial and his headphones are practically growing into his skull.
Suzuki is like a sonic Carlos Castaneda and Ipecac Recordings is his Yaqui Way of Knowledge. Listening sessions with him are a training. I take notes when I’m with Suzuki and date them 1962:
After lunch, the man put water into my canteen, and two pieces of fresh wheat bread into my knapsack. Instructions: Walk on the road for about a mile, cut through a field, and in two hours there will be foothills standing south of town. Southpark? The I.D? Leschi? Climb to a clearing, press play on Miles Davis' “Rated X” off Panthalassa. Look East. Spit into dirt. Sky to cave in, or droop. Snake tongue.
I remember when I first heard Adele. I thought it was Amy Winehouse, too.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Sex / ??!! / Video TGIF! Do You Know Where To Go To Get Some Good Crotch-Face?
Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Just in case naming their collaboration "Duck Sauce" wasn't weird enough, DJs A-Trak and Armand Van Helden made this video. Holy crotch-face. Oh, soooo many crotch-faces.
"My mom was like, 'It's funny, but it makes me uncomfortable. I can't show it to your father,'" A-Trak says.
Meanwhile, Kanye West praised it for pushing the envelope. "You took a risk as an artist to piss out of your mouth," he told A-Trak over e-mail. —Rolling Stone
Sex Music Poll, Premature Ejaculation Edition!
Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Nov 4, 2011 at 1:20 PM
On the heels of Anna's knocked up poll, here's another battle of the songs that cover similar thematic territory, specifically premature ejaculation.
Exhibit A:
Sample lyrics: "Relax, don't do it, when you want to come."
Exhibit B:
Sample lyrics: "Mama told me not to come. Mama told me not to come."
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Sex / Mischief Music Poll, Knocked Up Edition
Posted by Anna Minard on Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:03 PM
To my shock and amazement, these are two songs that exist in the world. Which begs the question: Who would you rather be impregnated by, R. Kelly or Dwarves' Blag Dahlia?
Exhibit A:
Sample lyrics:
Chorus: "Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant/Lay your body down and get you pregnant (Knock you up)"
Also:
"I think both of us should leave this club/And get somewhere alone with me/Where there's no phones to ring/And plant this magic seed"
And:
"Put those pills on chill/And girl, give me my baby"
Oh yeah, AND!!!:
"Oh girl, I'mma take care of you/I'mma still hold you like we are brand new/So don't get it twisted: For thirty-something weeks, I'm still gonna hit it/Babysit it, babysit it"
Exhibit B:
(Warning: That's a casual, live, acoustic version. Sorry there's no yelling!)
Sample (okay, pretty much only) lyrics:
"Let's get pregnant right now/It's our only hope/Let's get pregnant/I need more welfare"
So...
Friday, October 28, 2011
Sex / Legal / Teh Internets Thing I Saw on Reddit Just Now
Posted by Grant Brissey on Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 9:49 AM
My dead grandmother is being sued by an adult entertainment company for copyright infringement. How do I handle this?
It's here.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Sex / Photo Madonna's Leaked Nudie Pictures
Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Oct 7, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Do you wanna see Madonna's leaked nude photos? Sure you do (no, you don't) sure you do! >>>>CLICK ME<<<<
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sex Lindsay Lohan Makes Out With Her Mom?
Posted by Kelly O on Mon, Sep 19, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Alright, maybe they're not full-on tonsil-tickling, but look at THESE PHOTOS. Okay, or not okay?
Friday, September 2, 2011
Barry White, Live, In Your Mouth
Posted by Trent Moorman at 2:33 PM in Sex / Bumbershoot
Monday, August 29, 2011
Wait, What Happens While She Sleeps?!?
Posted by Kelly O at 10:09 AM in Sex / Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Yuja Wang: She's Got Legs & She Knows How to Use Them
Posted by Charles Mudede at 2:24 PM in Sex
Monday, June 20, 2011
Which is Sexier: Soft Metals Album Art or Washed Out Album Art?
Posted by Jason Baxter at 12:20 PM in Art / Sex / ??!!
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Ernest Greene's Cosmopolitan Tastes
Posted by Jason Baxter at 3:59 PM in Art / Sex / ??!!
Friday, April 29, 2011
Who Doesn't Like Keytars, Boobs, and TGIF?
Posted by Kelly O at 4:20 PM in Sex / Rick Springfield / Brain Fruit
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Warren G is Very Concerned About Your Ability to Maintain an Erection
Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff at 11:24 AM in Sex
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Why Does will.i.am's Publicist Let Him Out of the House?
Posted by Brendan Kiley at 1:58 PM in Sex / Celeb
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Actual Pain DJ'ing Vermillion Saturday
Posted by Trent Moorman at 10:56 AM in Sex / Upcoming
Friday, February 18, 2011
Pro Tip: Don't Film a Video for a Sexually Explicit Song In an Elementary School Classroom
Posted by Megan Seling at 12:07 PM in Sex / News / Teh Internets
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Bo Diddley Caught Him Fritz The Cat
Posted by Travis Ritter at 8:16 PM in Sex / Mischief / Love
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