

Life is so weird. But it's the weird that makes it awesome.
Last night I spent Mother's Day with my mom at the Paramount, watching Death Cab for Cutie perform with the Magik*Magik Orchestra. It was the third concert I've ever been to with my mom. First was New Kids on the Block at the Tacoma Dome. Then, Barry Manilow at the KeyArena (no shame).
I celebrated a landmark birthday last Friday at the Comet. I only bring up this self-indulgent matter because ultimately it benefits the greater public. By that I mean Stenskogen played their third set ever, and if this Comet show was any indication, they will be one of the crown jewels in Seattle’s psychedelic-music movement—provided they can find the time to keep the thing going, as all are busy with multiple endeavors.
Consisting of Garek Druss (A Story of Rats, Dull Knife, Tecumseh), David Golightly (Midday Veil, Hair and Space Museum), and Aubrey Nehring (Portable Shrines, ex-Backward Masks), Stenskogen tap into the great cosmic cauldron of stellar drones, throbs, and shimmers. I experienced this performance while in an altered state, and it blew my fucking mind, but even hearing it now on a laptop via YouTube, I can still detect the players’ telepathic brilliance, the music’s ascending helices of OM power. This was no herbal illusion; Stenskogen are evangelists for benevolent sonic mysticism.
What’s clear from this set is that Stenskogen need to 1) play out more often, and 2) edit their hours of rehearsal recordings into something digestible and slap them onto a format (preferably vinyl) so heads can expand properly whenever the whim strikes. This video is a step in the right direction, but it’s merely a tease. We need more Stenskogen in our lives, I humbly submit. (Now, don’t even get me started on the ad-hoc supergroup Particle Beam Ensemble, who also played my bash (dig the cover of Can's "Halleluwah"). Christ on a pogo stick…)

Thom Yorke is a funny bunny, living in the utterly beautiful delivery of his tones. Songs where he’s not playing an instrument dangle him like a puppet, causing spastic hops and gesticulations. Yorke is somehow old and young simultaneously. A marble bust/fetus, existing outside age, but inside the amniotic sack of the sound, connected to the mother by his umbilical in ear monitor chords.
“Morning Mr. Magpie” as a highlight tore out of Selway and Deamer’s conjoined four-armed ligament like they were sending a message on a telegraph machine. Starting the second encore was another highlight, “Give Up the Ghost,” with Yorke and Greenwood alone onstage tranquilizing the horde.
A gracious, nimble Clive Deamer spoke briefly afterward draped in a comfortable-looking cardigan. We talked about psychiatric nursing care in England, Skrillex hair do’s, and Seattle’s in progress Proton Therapy Center at Northwest Hospital. He confirmed that Johnny Greenwood had injured his thumb and that it was causing him some problems, prompting the band to skip certain songs. He also talked about the immense backdrop of LED lights behind the band onstage. The LED’s are inside plastic water bottles, not light bulbs. He said it was like being inside DNA. Or maybe I said it looked like being inside DNA. The band had a long drive to San Jose ahead of them. He bid adieu, and was off to retire to his bunk inside the mobile fortress of the Radiohead bus.
More pictures and the set list after the jump.
Want to see someone play the guitar? And I mean REALLY play the guitar? Then put Ayron Jones and the Way on your radar. Dude can fucking SHRED. And, according to the band's website, he's only 25-years-old and self-taught.
I caught Ayron Jones and the Way's set at the Hard Rock Cafe on Friday—they were performing in the Hard Rock Rising finals and I was an unsuspecting judge—and their set was one of the most entertaining performances I've seen so far this year.
They play hard, soulful blues. Think Hendrix or a heavier Stevie Ray Vaughn. Jones plays on a wireless amp, and at one point he leapt off he stage, went to the back of the room, down the stairs to Hard Rock's main dining area, playing all the while. Minutes later he came up the staircase on the other side of the room, laughing to himself from the stage while everyone in the audience was still facing the other way wondering where the fuck he went.
Sometimes he played one-handed. Sometimes he reached up, mid-guitar solo, and fixed the bill of his cap. Sometimes he played while holding the guitar behind his head. He's a total showboat, but, like... c'mon. When you're that good at guitar you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Seattle is loving blues and soul again—take Allen Stone's popularity, for example—but Seattle's blues/soul revival don't mean shit without a little love for Ayron Jones and the Way, too. Ayron Jones and the Way play the High Dive Sunday, April 1st. The show is free.
And here's the band in action:
Jackson wrote about this show below. Here is another take.
“It’s really hard to sustain a note on a full stomach because I’m afraid I’ll burp into the microphone,” Sharon Van Etten said to a packed house of queer couples, single ladies in flannel button-ups, and groups of middle-aged hipsters at Neptune Theatre Sunday night.
Opening for the petite Brooklyn-based singer/songwriter with a booming, grainy voice was Philadelphia band the War on Drugs—four gentlemen with a swarm of echoing synthesizer sounds that, combined with constant blue lights overhead, made the Neptune feel like a fish tank. Adam Granduciel (lead vocals/guitar) and Robbie Bennett (keyboard) sported trendy Jesus-length haircuts, and all four had a great sense of humor. Granduciel began to tease David Hartley (bassist) about his family in Seattle. “You’re from around here, right? In Poulsbo?” he asked Hartley. The bassist (along with half the crowd) scoffed at Granduciel’s geography skills. The War on Drugs played for a good hour in their bizarre, aquatic way before Van Etten finally took the stage.
Apart from her intimidating vocal power, Van Etten is otherwise downright adorable. The 31-year-old giggled and palled around with her bandmates and the crowd and, though she’s been performing for most of her life, appeared almost nervous on stage. “Like I’m supposed to remember all my songs?” she joked when she forgot the set list three songs into the show. Her guitarist climbed over two amps to whisper the next title into her ear.
Van Etten’s good-natured, awkward demeanor was endearing and instantly won over the crowd as she answered the questions folks shouted from the audience. For example:
Random person: “Do you like cats?”
Van Etten: “Cats? I love cats.”
Same person: “I love you!”
Van Etten: “I love you, too, beautiful stranger.”
At one point, a fan pushed his way to the front and set a flower onstage. Van Etten stopped playing to go pick up the flower and slide the stem through her guitar strings. “This song is now for that guy,” she said before continuing with the swooning, mesmerizing voice and gut-wrenching lyrics of her latest album, Tramp.
Van Etten’s drummer is the tallest man alive. Even seated, he towered over Van Etten’s tiny standing frame. Part way into the set, her lead guitarist pulled out a violin bow and continued to play his guitar without missing a note. But the real treat was the lady sharing the stage with Van Etten, who switched from back-up vocals to guitar to bass to keyboard to the occasional tambourine, and the two fierce female voices took over the audience. Their harmonies swelled and swayed, particularly on songs like “Tornado” and “One Day.” Together, they wooed the crowd long into the evening.

Probably everyone else in attendance saw this coming, but one of the night’s biggest surprises for me was simply seeing the War on Drugs on the bill. They’ve been touring with Sharon Van Etten across the country, but due to their upcoming Sasquatch appearance, it looked like they’d be unable to play in Seattle. The tea leaves became easier to read once I saw the Neptune’s website the day of the show, and there it said “SPECIAL GUESTS: The War on Drugs.” Slave Ambient, their latest release, has been on high rotation for me since it came out, with equal parts majestic instrumentation and poignant lyrics (my personal favorite that was performed on Sunday was “I Was There” with its biting refrain of “I thought I had you by the hand / Only had you by the glove.”) Adam Granduciel and company seamlessly brought their Highway 61 Revisited by-way-of Loveless jams on-stage, but another influence was made apparent that I hadn’t heard in their music before tonight. Introducing what Granduciel called his favorite song ever written, the band launched into a cover of the Scottish-big-music-makers Waterboys’ “A Pagan Place,” and it was good to see further examples that they aren’t wholly beholden to Americana forebears.

There was a telling moment during the tail-end of Sharon Van Etten’s set that seems to describe her music to a T. While introducing “All I Can,” she told the crowd the song was about mistakes, and that if she had a diary, big bold letters on the front would merely read “mistakes.” Over the course of her three albums, Van Etten has written a lot about mistakes, and not merely the incorrect-usage-of-cover-sheets-on-your-TPS-reports variety, but the life altering kinds, like staying with someone who makes your life a living hell, but that you can’t imagine being without. I’ve thankfully found myself bereft of friends who are in on-and-off relationships, but I know Van Etten will soundtrack a lot of drunkenly weepy ‘guys nights’ if the time comes again soon.
Tramp, her stunning new album, manages to sound more triumphant than her earlier output, even as her lyrics can still largely read as pleas to a damaged significant other. Much as been said about the guest appearances on the record (production by a dude from the National, Zach Condon of Beirut sings on two songs, and there’s also Wye Oak’s Jenn Wasner jamming on “Serpents”) but while playing live Van Etten, without all those people on stage, was able to reiterate that these songs are her own. By the end of the night I had violated one of my formerly-resolute concert norms of never yelling anything aloud ever, but when Van Etten announced she was playing her last song, I began shouting for “Don’t Do It,” both as a request for my favorite song of hers, and as a way saying “hey, I’m not ready for you to go yet.” She kindly replied “Oh, I’m gonna do it” and played a wistful song that I didn’t recognize. For an artist whose body of work largely speaks to doing the wrong thing that feels right, of shutting out everyone in your life who tells you just to dump the asshole/bitch already, I couldn’t think of a more proper ending to the night.
The video below (don't worry; it eventually gets lighter) captures what I thought was the highlight of Mudhoney’s righteous, powerful set last night at Tractor Tavern. There, they bust into some freeform freakout action during "Tales of Terror" with bonus Mark Arm interpretive dance/air Theremin action and Steve Turner's spontaneous Jimi/Sharrock pyrotechnics. For a band that’s been around for over two decades to maintain the lean ferocity of their younger years is remarkable; it’s even more impressive at this late date that they can still surprise a fan who’s been there since Superfuzz Bigmuff.
In a set heavy on early classics (“Into the Drink,” “Hate the Police,” “You Got It,” “When Tomorrow Hits,” “Touch Me I’m Sick,” “In N Out of Grace,” “Get Into Yours” “Sweet Young Thing Ain’t Sweet No More,” etc.), Mudhoney showed no signs of decay or any indication that they’re blanding out in their middle age. On top of that, Arm (who recently turned 50) and Turner look fitter than most musicians half their age. And if you can still inspire a mosh pit with lots of guys sporting male-pattern baldness, you’re probably doing a lot right.
Opening the show, Australia’s feedtime also were on fire. They tore through about 20 songs in 50 minutes, brandishing a stripped-down yet massively dense, chugging punk concrète (think Morton Feldman as interpreted by the Stooges), with bracing side trips into hard-bitten blues. Playing Seattle for the first time ever due to the release of Sub Pop’s valorous boxed set of feedtime’s four albums from the ’80s, The Aberrant Years, this power trio played like humble heroes finally receiving their due for laying down dozens of awesome tracks 25-30 years ago. I went earplugless for feedtime, because tinnitus is worth it at their hands—even if they didn't do my favorite cut, "Arse."

It had been a while since I've been to a good old fashioned rock show; so seeing Cloud Nothings tearing up the Crocodile on Tuesday felt a certain kind refreshing. Although their sleeves are festooned with a whole collection of references, there's something refreshing about hearing so many vaguely familiar/half forgotten sounds rebooted by a generation for whom ambition isn't necessarily a slur.
As another newcomer to the band (yes, the best-new-music designation helped catapult it out of the endless Spotify soup and into heavy rotation), I took their decision to open their set with "Stay Useless," the most obvioulsy catchy track on Attack on Memory, as something like a boast that they immediately satisfied by turning a broken amp into an excuse for a seamless segue into a blistering instrumental extended finale for "Fall In" during which bandleader Dylan Baldi jumped in on drums while drummer Jayson Gercyz slipped backstage to borrow some gear from openers Mr. Dream.
Despite Baldi's occasional apologies for the equipment difficulties, the whole transition appeared to be coordinated by telepathy and the audience was in capable hands for the rest of the show. After playing everything else on the album, the show thundered to a close with howls of sleepy-eyed disaffection anthem "No Future/No Past" the crowd seemed unsure of whether to even think to ask for an encore. Eventually, though, senses were regained and enough cheers were mustered to bring the band out for just one more song (that I couldn't identify from its seemingly Hopelandic lyrics. update: a helpful commenter gi wins the prize for identifying the closer as "Hey Cool Kid" from 2010's Turning On).
Earlier, Mr. Dream's bassist and co-vocalist Matt Morello mused nostalgically about seeing shows at the Crocodile's old showroom. As much as I'll forever miss that cluttered room with its view-obstructing poles and pristine sound, I was happy to see that the fancified back bar remains a site of after-show weeknight hilarity. Last night included a bartender veejaying all the hits of the 90s, both bands lingering to redeem drink tickets, and various tribes of international travelers from the downtown hostels clumsily coming onto strangers, desperately seeking the next party, or sheepishly making requests for songs like "Kokomo" or "Since U Been Gone" from the back of the room.
A few more photos after the jump.
In just one weekend I went to both Women Who Rock at the beautiful and awesome Washington Hall, and also the Northwest Women's Show at the gigantic and temporarily hot pink carpeted Century Links Events Center near Century Link Field.
I went to the first hoping to see Alice Bag perform, and the latter to try to catch a glimpse of Linda Evans (or maybe even Ramtha!)Women Who Rock seemed to be a conference, pretty true to their mission statement:
Women Who Rock Research Project (WWRRP) supports, develops, and circulates cultural production, conversations and scholarship by cultural producers and faculty, graduate students, and undergraduates across disciplines, both within and outside the University, who examine the politics of gender, race, class, and sexuality generated by popular music. Our goal is to generate dialogue and provide a focal point from which to build and strengthen relationships between local musicians and their communities, and educational institutions.
The NW Women's Show focused on (in no particular order):
Diets, Dieting, Diet Drugs, Fitness Classes, Zumba, the JCPenney Fashion Show, Wine Tasting, Linda Evans, Olive Oil, Naked Firemen Calenders, Dave's Killer Bread Band, Scrapbooking, Cake Decorating, Scarf Tying, and Wigs
The former made me feel like it wasn't too late to learn how to play music and/or someday become President of the United States. The latter made me think I was fat and needed a weave.
More pictures after the jump...
Well, you really have to give Madonna credit. She kept it moving along with everyone else, who were all probably half her age (No offense!). Also, the marching band at around 9:00 sounded pretty cool. Do you think that's her real hair? Seems really unnecessary for them to blow her up at then end. Is that the thing now? It's like The Gong Show, but instead of gonging you they blow you up?
Cairo was uncomfortably full on Saturday night for USF and Secret Colors, Spencer Clark, and Mark McGuire. (Regrettably, I missed the first act.) Clark, whom I profiled in this week’s issue, was dressed in a brown blazer and buttoned-down shirt—quite a contrast from his previous Cairo performance, where he donned a race-car jacket emblazoned with the Ford logo. It was almost as if he were trying to refute my opening paragraph. Anyway, he was GQ’d up along with his Portland buddy Scott Simmons (from the band Eat Skull; he also owns Exiled, one of the greatest record stores in America). Both sat down and played Casio keyboards and triggered samples.
The first long track started with a modulated duck quack and celestial keyboard drones, over which Clark eventually tickled rapid-fire healing-tone motifs redolent of Terry Riley and Alice Coltrane’s mystic flights. The second lengthy track (see video below) began with irregular bamboo percussion hits, with Clark playing more mid/late-’70s Alice Coltrane-ish notes in mercurial flurries. About 4 ½ minutes in, Simmons produced a jaunty, Nurse With Wound-like keyboard squawk, and the piece took on a bizarre processional air. The track had a rusty-hinge, pump-action rhythm to which you could dance, however sarcastically. Clark and Simmons had the crowd transfixed, and the song’s 11 minutes seemed cruelly truncated. Always leave ’em wanting more has been Clark’s m.o. for both of his Seattle shows. Let’s hope the next one happens at a more spacious venue—or a planetarium.
Following that was Emeralds member Mark McGuire, who is our century’s unassuming guitar hero. Playing both electric guitar and bass while using an array of FX pedals, he began with some plangent, Manuel Göttsching-esque strumming, summoning a kozmik cyclical motif over a staccato rhythm of choppy looped guitar, gradually intensifying the sound to swarming, orange-red waves as he went. Periodically, McGuire would switch to bass while his guitar looped. There was a passage of sparse, almost mandolin-like timbre that smoothly transitioned into meditative, pastoral plucking à la Vini Reilly or Disco Inferno.
The set climaxed with McGuire chanting into a microphone and merging the massed vocals with ethereal guitar chords to create a gorgeous hymn to space. Right after he was done, he hit a button and uptempo, tacky, ’80s dance music came on, totally destroying the spell he’d cast. LOL OMG.
[Cairo lacked sufficient lighting to see much in this clip, but the audio came in loud and clear.]

A full Crocodile was capsuled and sent last night to desert and engulfed bone forest realms. Opener Druden, were molten, laying down a fitting precursor.
Master Musicians of Bukkake were unbelievably good. This a must see band. Their set began and the seven-piece emerged from fog, cloaked and veiled in head dresses. Behind a mixing board altar, Leader/Singer/Sufishaman Brad “You Will Do As I Say” Mowen was completely masked and wearing silver sunglasses. He conducted, winding and unwinding the snake coil of the crowd. Dual drummers engined the Arabian travel. Violin leaned in legato at both resonant and dissonant levels. Guitar shredded out in front of floated, foreboding drones. Korg/12 string man churned his wheels deep within the smoke. It was desert music. Planet Arrakis no-face garb. Throne Room hungry metal-heads were charmed like cobras.
The MMOB songs dissolved and evolved into distorted Sanskrit. One moment, there was riffage, the next, hand wrung Turkish bells and hand clapping. Vocals were effected/delayed like oases. The band lit smooth hash venom psychedelics, ancient analog slurs, electronically enacting the sounds of a sitar's sympathetic resonating strings.

Wolves in the Throne Room’s stage was covered in candles and flame. Heralds hung. Pre-snow, there was a loon call/gong intro, then the procession of descent began. The Weaver brothers-lead three-piece hurlings were a magnum cum frying pan—a locomotive of beast follicles. Their sound is completely compelling. Metal at times viced, at times soaring. It wants you to follow them into the eternal abyss. And you do. Demon-laced howl vocals ripping at trauma. These are vocals that hath known pain, possibly been born of it. The Wolves weaned with sounds of a solemn wraith. A blood-teat decanted. An ethereal bloodletting.
Sage burned heavy scent with pines and forest oak. Some animal marked its territory with piss and claws. Tunings were alternate/ulterior. Songs composed for unlife. Low frequencies in the room were felt from inside your tailbone, inside the structure of your muscle tissue. There were moments of extreme velocity. And moments of dark, cut throat swells. It was a God fucked hull.
When Wolves played their last note, every teddy bear in Seattle simultaneously shape-shifted into a Chupacabra/wolf hybrid, sprang fangs, and digested the child that had them snuggled next to their fresh, plump, Teletubbie dreaming cheeks. Devoured them. Spewing chunks on the wall in geometric patterns. Eaten & re eaten. Re-regurgitated. It was a beautiful, beautiful show. Showing beautiful, beautiful jaws.
So this past Friday night, pre-snowpocalypse, it was still pretty chilly. My friend and I, let's call her "Helga," decide to take a taxi from my apartment at 16th and Denny Street, down to the Funhouse near 5th and Denny. Helga wanted to take the #8 bus, but I insisted a cab wouldn't be that expensive. It wasn't. Our Yellow Cab pal blasted straight down Denny hill, hitting most of the green lights, and our fare was $7.55. We gave him a $10 bill.
In typical Funhouse form, we had too much fun and by 1:50 a.m. we were standing on 5th Ave, drunker than skunks. Helga also twisted her ankle during the last set, so not only was she her wearing her drunkie pants—she couldn't walk. We tried hailing and calling both Yellow and Orange taxis, but no one would come. After what seemed like an eternity (and was probably about 20-25 minutes) a long, black limousine pulled up. I yanked open the door and asked if "it would cossh a million dollarsh to go to Capitol Hillshh." Limo guy says "No. Get in."Limo guy flies up Denny, hitting most of the green lights. We get to my apartment building, and he stops. Without looking at any meter, he says "$25 bucks please." We drunkenly fumble, and he repeats it two more times. Limo guy is also HUGE. A freak. A giant. A scary-giant-freak wearing lots of gold jewelry, cologne, and suit-n-tie. I give him a credit card. And a tip. $30.
What I want to know, is almost triple-fare normal for a limo? Even one you didn't call or schedule? Even one from Lynwood Washington that most certainly picked you up because you and your friend Helga looked like two drunk bimbos, swaying and weaving on a sidewalk in front of a bar?
We were stupid*, to be sure, but were we also taken for a ride?
*Not stupid was the Funhouse lineup—Thee Cormans, Le Sang Song, Broomsticks, and Telemesser. Loved all three local bands, plus Cormans. Photos of the latter after the jump...
Originally published last night, but moved up because we wanted to.
Y'know, maybe I'm just an asshole. Before last night, I couldn't get over my initial gut reaction to WTT, but it was just the context of all that's going on in the world that made that album's hype taste like shit in my mouth. OK, so maybe Watch the Throne isn't the soul-bereft masterstroke of Illuminati pop mind-control that I thought it was—maybe it’s a bleak, gothy opera, their attempt at scripting the impending doom that it feels like the world is facing today. (Hey, remember to smile!) Maybe they were just trying to show us what it's like "in this white man's world" when they're "the ones chosen." As a longtime stan for both of these guys that entered the Dome with a heavy load of skepticism about their current trajectory, I'm not afraid to admit that my faith was renewed. I think the best possible context to understand their latest album was 50 feet away from their over(and over and over and over)blown spectacle.

Tori Amos was remarkable. Flawless. Immaculate. Her vocals soared, slightly delayed, and clear as a bell. The songs were more baroque, classical, and longing than poppy. She was serious, several times nailing a ring on her finger hard on the piano frame for an instant, gunshot coda through the reverb of the mic. Her auburn mane flowed like Anduin (the Great River of Wilderland and to Éothéod, the ancestors of the Rohirrim, the Langflood.) She rode the white horse of her piano bench wearing a light blue sari, and played a grand a piano and a keyboard simultaneously. The acoustics inside the Faberge of the Paramount were near perfect. Amos’ four-piece string section accompaniment wove in and out of arrangements deftly. At times, banging on the bellies of their instruments for percussion, and by bow, churning out minor thirds and fifth interval harmonies to coat Amos’s lace cut flurries. The show and set were not short. Amos rarely broke to do anything besides sing. Not once did she take even a sip of water that I could see. Tori Amos is as composed a performer as you’ll see and hear.

I'd never known much about Taj Mahal other than that he's a great, aged bluesman and that my uncle, who I worked with on Orcas Island one summer during college, once said "That Taj Mahal—he's got the stuff."
I knew these things and that my father is also a fan of Taj Mahal and B.B. King. I'd been hounding him for a year or so to go catch a show at Jazz Alley, and we finally settled upon Taj on Tuesday night. I'd never been to Jazz Alley before, and let me start off by saying the place is completely professional, and the staff is excellent. If you want to impress someone on a date, you can take them to Jazz Alley (just be ready to spend some dollars). Let me end this part of the post by saying that the host with the red dress is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, and that is not hyperbole. But I digress (as usual), let us move on to the show.
Taj Mahal had never done much for me on record, but after Tuesday night, I firmly believe the blues are meant to be witnessed live. Great bluesmen project a true charisma onstage that rarely translates to record, and the trio Tuesday night were surely great bluesmen. In between songs, Taj cracked jokes, praised the art of napping, and riffed on the record industry in his gravelly drawl. During songs, the chemistry between the trio was palpable, and at the set's end, they drew a standing ovation followed by an encore.
"I think he's three times the performer B.B. King is," my father says, glowingly (He's sometimes been known to exaggerate.), after hooting and hollering his way through the entire set. This is a man who rarely raises his voice. "Once you've heard the 12-bar blues, you've heard the 12-bar blues, but he kept it varied enough to make the show interesting all the way through."
And he did. Taj switched off guitars like they he was shopping a guitar store, hit the keys for a few songs, and even banged out the blues on a banjo (with the obligatory "Dueling Banjos" riff joke). Tuesday night reinvigorated my appreciation for straight blues, and right now I'm on Robert Johnson: The Complete Recordings.
Here's Taj singing as a younger man:
It’s a pretty good look for Seattle when a hypnotic Tuareg-blues jam band from the Saharan region of Niger can nearly pack Nectar Lounge on a Sunday night. Darek Mazzone’s interview with Group Bombino on his KEXP program Wo' Pop surely helped to bring in plenty of bodies, and my blurb in this week’s Up & Coming section may have lured a curious head or two. The crowd—about 98 percent Caucasian—also included Shabazz Palaces, if you’re keeping score, and folks were seriously feeling Bombino, a svelte, light-footed guitarist who radiates an understated intensity.
Bombino (aka Omara Moctar) started the show seated with his acoustic, accompanied by a percussionist pummeling a large upturned bowl (a calabash, I believe it's called)that, when pounded dead center, approximated a kick-drum sound. They did a few spell-casting songs, and when Bombino was really transported, his head would tilt back and his eyes would roll around. His voice was soulful and introspective, emitting a somewhat subdued passion.
Later, the percussionist moved to a trap kit and three more members—all in traditional nomadic garb— took the stage: a bowl puncher, a rhythm guitarist, and a white bassist (kind of a shocka). Bombino strapped on an electric guitar and the band settled into a mesmerizing groove—a sort of gentle, hitch-in-the-step gallop—over which Bombino would scribble nimble, spangly, six-string calligraphy. Everyone else locked into the almighty groove with stoic stolidity, freeing Bombino to shine that much brighter. Sometimes his tone recalled Mark Knopfler’s, of all things, and one periodically expected a phrase from “Sultans of Swing” to materialize… but it never did.
Supporting Bombino’s dulcet, largely mellow new album, Agadez, the band played about 90 minutes and, except for the encore, the show was free of climaxes and longueurs. Rather, it coasted along a plateau, a very sweet plateau, wringing subtle variations on a theme that seemed timeless and so righteous that deviating from it would probably be foolish. Rather than end with a flamboyant bang or a dramatic fadeout, songs simply wound down, although they could've conceivably rolled on forever. (This is fantastic trance music, no matter how you slice it.) The encore proved to be the fastest, most exciting track of the night, though, a nice reward for the diehards who stuck it out.
Baths, aka a kid from the San Fernando Valley named Will Wiesenfeld, played a giddy, sweaty, I-can't-believe-you-came-out-to-see-me sort of set last night at the Neptune to a crowd of very giddy people. He looks sort of like a dorky hedgehog, he's 21, and he makes electronic music that makes your endocrine system go crazy, as Trent Moorman points out in his column this week. Makes all your glands go nuts. Here's a far-away and kind of blurry iPhone photo taken by a lovely young woman named Morgan:

Looks boring, I know. But it totally wasn't! He's moving around so much it's not boring. It's like watching a drummer. He's doing so many things at once. He's singing and playing one of these, twisting and flipping knobs, constantly pulling back his hands like he's just burned himself and collapsing behind his setup like his knees just gave out—collapsing with the beat.
"Computers!" he said at a particularly beautiful moment. Later, he ran off stage and came back with a towel and took off his glasses and wiped his face and said, "Towels!" And then, "It's about to get really sloppy in here." It got sloppy for at least one audience member, an audience member who also happens to excel in whistling, so much so that Wiesenfeld said, "Someone in this crowd went to college for whistling. That's a lot."
Someone else at the show, who happened to be Trent Moorman, added, "Someone sounds like a fucking orca whale in the crowd. Did you hear him? Jesus."
At the end of the set, some guy jumped onstage to high-five Baths, and then security guys materialized but, instead of escorting the guy off stage, just pushed him back into the crowd. Baths walked off stage and came right back. "I didn't want to wait super long and feel like a dick," he explained. "That whole thing is so weird," he added, about encores. "My encore steez is like 10 seconds."
This should have been done yesterday, but Tim Keck had me chained to his desk until closing time (with no food or water).

For anyone who saw that wholly embarrassing Nirvana cover night at EMP (I streamed it out of morbid curiosity), Crypts' disaster-ending was easily the most memorable thing that happened that night. Some may argue that it wasn't necessarily a good memory, but what do they know? The band was kicked out, and frontman Steve Snare said they didn't even get a copy of Taking Punk to the Masses. He said that's what really hurt*.
And this is where the good news comes in:
Bryce Brown, who tweaks knobs or something—I couldn't see exactly, because I was watching from the middle of the room, where the sound is best, and my glasses prescription is hella old—tells me they're headed into the studio with Erik Blood, which is an idea so genius they might have to rewrite the entries to the word "genius" for dictionaries and children's textbooks and science and stuff.
Rough Cut of "Completely Fucked"
*Not actually said.