Sub Pop released the first LP by Toronto's Metz yesterday. Everybody I've played it for has been blown away, it's a calculated noisy mess that values repetition enough to make it stick in your head.

During a conversation about how to get away from describing music without referencing other music, somebody tossed in a comparison of instruments being dragged on a highway behind a truck. It also sounds somewhat like band members falling down a really long flight of stairs. Wait, what am I even talking about?

Crowdsourced opinions below, or just listen to the track and come up with your own.

Jon Harthun: I love it. But that's not very quote worthy. You know when bands get a little too into the closing number of a live set, smashing guitars and kicking over the drum set? The album is a half hour of that.

James Burns: They have some jams, for sure. At least Sub Pop didn't sign another band that sounds like Soft Hits Of The 70's.

Kelly O'Neil: Troy Nelson said on Saturday, on KEXP that they were "like Nirvana on steroids"

Cameron Elliott: Better than the Damn Yankees.

Greg Franklin: I thought Canadians were supposed to be friendly.

Ethan Kirschner: IS ANYONE ELSE NAKED?

Nick Buriča: This album is now the darling of p4k; watch out America, underground domination imminent.

Metz will play at Barboza on 11/02 with the Unwound-related Survival Knife.

Not too much is known about what's going on at the Sub Pop offices at the time of this posting. A press release has yet to be issued, I've placed a few calls to the office and was directed to an answering service. Christopher Swenson, husband of grunge-insider Susie Tennant, has leaked the first information about Sub Pop records being for sale via Facebook, though no other details were given.

There is no public word yet if there is a buyer for Sub Pop records or anything more about the future of this transaction. The sale of Sub Pop records could cause a major change in the city of Seattle's cultural landscape and the music industry as a whole.

More information can be found here.

This was posted yesterday, before Stranger Genius Award nominee Lori Goldston was added to the bill. Also added: Cap Lori, who is the wonderful Tennessee Rose.

I saw Daughn Gibson last week at the Neptune Theatre. While the Neptune reminded me of a giant old movie theatre mixed with a rural elementary school gymnasium, Gibson evoked thoughts of 1950's crooner Bobby Darin mixed with Whitehouse or Throbbing Gristle. He's sweet, weird, scary and endearing. Not to mention, quite a hunk!

Gibson was recently signed to Sub Pop, here's a good bio from their website. He'll be playing live at Hollow Earth Radio this Sunday. I scoured the interknot for a show time but came up empty handed. It's probably 7pm or 8pm or something. I just asked Hollow Earth's Garrett Kelly when the show was. His response: "Hella early. Like 7."

Pomeranians! Office hijinx! Young love! Tim Cook!

Here is a brand new video from Brooklyn's Fergus & Geronimo's 2nd album, Funky was the State of Affairs. This music vid is an ode to the triumph of irresponsibility over making photocopies for some jerk boss. Quit your job! Get some new sunglasses!

There are little things that are odd about working in an office. There's a garbage can and a recycling bin by the front desk, the garbage can has a bin liner. I remember that yesterday I threw only a plastic cup into the garbage can and today it's totally empty! In total fear that somebody emptied the can with the bag and just one cup, I've decided to never use either of these bins again. Also, the dishwasher is out of soap packets and I have no idea how I'm going to run the load of dishes at the end of the day. On top of that, somebody emptied the dishwasher this morning and that's my job! The anxiety is heaping onto more anxiety, thank God it's Tuesday.

• Three Is Company.

Spencer Moody came by earlier to drop off some things for James Bertram. He was with a guy who I'd never seen before, but I nodded and he nodded back. After chatting with Spencer, he wandered down the hall to say hello to somebody. The guy with him stayed behind, looking at the walls. Eventually I said hello and discovered that he wasn't with Spencer at all, he was just some guy who found the address and snuck his way in! His name is Kevin and he lives in Japan, but he's originally from North Carolina. Our small talk revolved around boiled peanuts because that's usually what I talk about with people from the South. We also talked about Earth and Six finger Satellite for a little bit and then he left to find food. I gave him directions to Chipotle, that place is pretty good.

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After a short job hunt, I recently managed to fulfill a lifelong dream of working as a fill-in receptionist. Drawing ducks and making telephone raps all day at home can begin to drive a person mad, so I'd always imagined that part time phone greetings would be a nice break from the isolation. I somehow wrangled a receptionist job at Sub Pop! All of the people who work there are wonderfully nice. Interesting people come in all of the time. Last week I was filmed for an Australian TV show highlighting Seattle. When the interviewer asked me if they ever made me clean the toilet, I replied, "Yes, I'm cleaning the toilet right now!" Then I frowned. Then we both laughed! Also, 4/10ths of my hourly wage goes to a parking meter because I'm too lazy to ride my bike.

• "Hello, how I may can help you?"

Most of my day today was spent numbering the last 975 Macklemore 7"s covers for the picture disc single "Same Love." I'd numbered the first 1,025 at the beginning of the week. Ruben from Hardly Art walked by and asked me if I was autographing them as Macklemore, which was such a good idea that I promptly made 15 copies that said #1/2000. I didn't really do that! I did have a hibiscus Refresher from Starbucks and listened to Killing Joke on YouTube the whole time. YouTube is the best record store in Seattle!

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The highlight of my day is phone calls, for sure. I spent a half hour on the phone today with a woman who claimed to currently be involved with Robert Plant in a "federal lawsuit." She claimed that he had been using radar and music to stalk her for years. She also claimed that Kurt Cobain wrote an article about her in 1988 when she opened a Patagonia store in downtown Seattle and that he later wrote the song "Lithium" about a mirror that she had in her house. She also noted that she was working with Fort Lewis to get a metal roof installed on her "barn-style Craftsman" to deflect satellite beams. She seemed like a particularly nice person and I hope to interview her about things from the future, in the future.

Adventures From the Front Desk will probably be a regular dispatch. Let me know if you have suggestions. When I find a box of "Love Buzz" singles, we'll have a party at Than Bros and I'll pass them out to everybody.