Lucky, lucky lesbians. Tonight, it's all about you…

VS. at Re-Bar!
If you are not a female who spends a remarkable amount of her time fantasizing that you are the only pair of panties at Wimbledon, you probably don’t even have the foggiest clue that the humble little Re-Bar is home and host to the sweatiest, sex-rich-iest, and overall awesomest (and newest!) girl-for-girl club night between here and the sordid shores of Lesbos. (And that’s just how it ought to be.) It’s called “VS.”, and tonight it features the DJs Amateur Youth, Dee Jay Jack, and Texas Justice, with (hold me!) a very special live, live LIVE performance by The Ononos! 1114 East Powell.

And/or…

No Foolin’! at Wild Rose
And if VS. isn’t lebsolicious enough to tickle your figurative pickle, you’ve got option. (Yes, option.)Tonight’s No Foolin at the remarkably lesbolicious Wild Rose, specifically, which features the electric spinnings of Seattle superstar DJ L.A. Kendall and DJ FrankenHeart. A piddling $3 before 11pm, a whopping $5 after. Doors at 9pm. 1021 East Pike Street. Girls-for-girls encouraged. Everyone else, not so much.

I guess I’ll just stay home and cry.

Tonight!