A woman is out driving on the highway, right now, making her way home for Thanksgiving. Seattle to Las Vegas, a two-day drive. She has her dog and her cat in the car with her. (After Thanksgiving, she’s relocating for a job, so she has everything with her.)

Fifteen minutes into the drive her cat, Max, peed on her.

Reports from day two, just south of Redding, are that the smell is fetid. Rank. And pervasive.

However, when she put on Devo’s Q: Are We Not Men and played the song “Mongoloid”, the smell subsided.

Devo is an odor blocker. She’s going to try Neutral Milk Hotel next.