http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2009/01/07/_soldier_dies_after_bar_fight Comments On: "Soldier dies after bar fight over Jimmy Buffett song" by Megan Seling en-us Copyright 2009 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:01 -0800 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:15:00 -0800 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Megger's Old Man]]> Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:25:00 -0800 The Stranger Posted by tiktok]]> Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:24:35 -0800 The Stranger
This shit keeps up, you white people in your 40s are going to have to own up to what Jimmy Buffet makes you do,

You move to the suburbs. Start voting Repub. You think you're 1/16th Cherokee for some fuckin' reason and you blow a few grand every year going to some place like Tahoe to get drunker and lazier and fatter and embarrassingly sunburnt for 2 weeks listening to fucking Margaritaville on infinte loop.

..and now this?

Don't pretend there's not a problem here. I'm looking at you Fnarf. I now you're not one of those Jimmy Buffet white folks and I understand it's an unfortunate minority aspect of what goes on n the white community. Something you have no control over and I understand that most of you are law abiding, hard working people. But you can't deny that there's something to be concerned about in Margaritaville.

How am I supposed to magically discern which Buffet tunes are safe? Tell me the rules for knowing which Roadhouse is the one I can drink Yard Glass Alabama Slammers in without having to die over playing the wrong Buffett song?

I say let them all move to the suburbs, vote repub and lie to themselves about their heritage until they play the wrong Buffet song. They won't be missed here.
Posted by Fnord]]> Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:05:15 -0800 The Stranger