Even though we no longer have our European correspondent, Griet (bad economy and all that.....), working for us in Belgium, she is writing about the whole crazy car-wreck-like thing on her special Eurovision blog.

Find out which country has:

Stiltwalkers who play helicopter with each other, costumes designed by the colourblind, a lead singer in a knight’s costume with cape (yes, I’m absolutely serious here), a man dressed in just ribbons, a mullet brought to a new dimension and basically a riddle to find out how all these costumes and themes are connected. Add a falsetto to that, mega-wind machine action and the unprecedented lyrical quality of “gimme gimme your touch, showme showme your love” and by god, you have a winner.

And why this controversial commie-tastic song, with lyrics like "Red means love", is going to win the whole contest! (IMHO)

Eurovision. American Idol, eat shit and die.

I can't wait to hear his cover of "Devil Went Down to Georgia."